1. Ok, so I was mistaken about the name of the IPAD...but this is how I make it up to you" Like a tampon, only more expensive". More real information later. I promise.2. Only in New York......does a man have sex with a Chicken on a train, and people stay on.3.In celebration of the final season of Lost. A sexy, sexy celebration.5. The Vatican calls Avatar a spiritual dud. They obviously didn't see it in IMAX 3-D.6. Baby Pygmy Hippo Eats! Cute or a little Creepy...I'm not sure.7. Venus Williams, down under.8. Is this ad saying....."we killed Lady Gaga" or "lady Gaga is a well very endowed"?9. FOX subliminally calls Obama a South American dictator. While others simply drop Anti-Obama pamphlets from tall NY building: It's raining Hate.