John Stewart vs. Bill O'Reilly.

Awesome. And about what???? Common performing at the White House. My opinion,,,there are more worthy things to talk about. But Stewart won this round....if you ask me. How many time can one person listen to Maya Angelo in a row?

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O'Reilly tells us about Jesus.

Ewwww, just intime for the holidays (in response to this). The scriptures apparently tell us to give tax cuts to the rich. Well ofcourse they do....


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The Simpsons strike twice.

"The creative minds behind America’s favorite cartoon family The Simpsons not only have license to make any anti-corporate joke that is at their avail, they also seem to take full advantage of said license. Take for example last night’s episode that featured lots of jokes that many saw as anti-Republican. But it was the fictional Fox News slogan emblazoned on a helicopter that will raise the most eyebrows."

The Sunday before last:

This past Sunday:

That's two....two times a funny.

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The Linkdown: Deal with it!

1. Women have worked so hard for equal rights...and then someone tells you that you need to wash your vagina to get a raise.

2. Happy BDay to MJ. Miss you man.

3. A fatal death only Glenn Beck could deserve.

4. Pizza Hut makes Korean girls want to dance.

5. Snookie's boyfriends proposed to her...through a cover and photo spread of a real live magazine. This is important because....now fame and talent mean nothing.

6. Things get a little weird when agencies start connecting back to school with high school nude art classes (whisper: that doesnt happen in real life--anywhere).

7. The trailer to the new TRON movie.

8. I DO NOT understand why this didnt make it big.

9. Brittany Spears is staying relevant. In China.

FOX...is either evil or stupid.

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I choose choice C. (BOTH).

The Linkdown.

1. Stickers that could (will) get you arrested at the airport.

2. Lindsey Lohan finds the humor in here incarceration....slutty humor.

3. I really really appreciate the 70's.

4. IPAD finger painting. This is the most useful thing I've seen the IPAD used for thus far.

5. The most f*cked up ruled notebook ever.

6. Wow, someone of note finally said it..."FOX is Racists."

7. First Uncle Jessie , and then Steve Urkel, all the beliefs I established as a kid, need to be re-worked.

8. BP uses photoshop to really pound it into our heads that the crisis is fixed.

9. "There has to be a better way to transport sex robots."

Logo Warning: Moons and Circles.

You have been forewarned. Designers and Art Directors across the country. Circle and crescent moon shapes are officially anti American. They are unnatural geometric shapes.....that can mean nothing else but -the never ending support of Islamic principles and living and therefore, death to America. Infact, use of these shapes alone...may unearth your secret plans to rule the world- one logo at a time.

In all seriousness...forget the fact that our current President successfully got leaders from over 40 countries together and had them verbally agree to reduce nuclear weapons on the market by 30%. Lets talk about the logo he used as a backdrop to the summit. International diplomacy....nuclear threat...death....peshaw, that logo sure does seem dangerous.

Thank you FOX, for putting it all in perspective.

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The Linkdown: End of the Week Fodder.

1. Ok, so I was mistaken about the name of the IPAD...but this is how I make it up to you" Like a tampon, only more expensive". More real information later. I promise.

2. Only in New York......does a man have sex with a Chicken on a train, and people stay on.

3.In celebration of the final season of Lost. A sexy, sexy celebration.

4. Yoga for Dudes.

5. The Vatican calls Avatar a spiritual dud. They obviously didn't see it in IMAX 3-D.

6. Baby Pygmy Hippo Eats! Cute or a little Creepy...I'm not sure.

7. Venus Williams, down under.

8. Is this ad saying....."we killed Lady Gaga" or  "lady Gaga is a well very endowed"?

9. FOX subliminally calls Obama a South American dictator. While others simply drop Anti-Obama pamphlets from tall NY building: It's raining Hate.

"The extent to which he can recover seems to me depends on his faith...He is said to be a Buddhist. I don't think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. My message to Tiger would, 'Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world."

-Brit Hume, a FOX political analyst.

...Cause Christianity let's you fuck up ALL THE TIME, and then you say a Hail Mary or two. 

It's 2010, and FOX continues to let the crazies hold the microphone. This goes up there with the ex-vice president saying that the current administration is ignoring the war.

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Obama is a Reptile Alien.

OK, lets just dive right back into it. The Turkey was good and so was the company( a little drama-perhaps a failed engagement), but I miss the crazy that is other peoples thoughts. FOX news reported a gem recently. They are claiming that the new prime time show "V" is in some way mocking the liberal agenda, in particular President Obama admirers.

Here's my thought.....have you seen the show? I'm aware it a remake of some old cult classic or something, but the plot is about as complicated and interesting as an old piece of belly button lint. If this is the best Obama bashing one can think to deliver then we should all be join the priesthood. The show is about a reptile alien race that is trying to take over the world by gaining human trust. Can we take a second to appreciate the simple discrimination of comparing Aliens to the President of the United States on national tv?

Yawn. How about some semi relevant and believable news. Or is Julia from LOST and Morris Chestnut giving away O'Rielly handjob sandwiches and i dint get a memo? I hate when that happens.

And then I wittnessed Spill O'Rielly....

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Is he the Devil?

Yeah...that just happened. A public news caster asked if the sitting President of the US was the devil.

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Jon Stewart Does Glen Beck.

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And he does it about Glen Beck's own appendix. This proves the power of words and how twisting them can connect any train of thought and make it sound plausible. 

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“Glenn Beck who you mentioned has called Barack Obama a racist, and he helped organize a protest against him and others on Fox have likened him (Obama) to Stalin is that…”

“No, no, no, not Stalin, I don’t think, not one of our people. On the racist thing, that caused a (unintelligible–grilling?). But he (Obama) did make a very racist comment. Ahhh..about, you know, blacks and whites and so on, which he said in his campaign he would be completely above. And um, that was something which perhaps shouldn’t have been said about the President, but if you actually assess what he was talking about, he was right.”

-Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, responds in a recent interview , backing Glenn Beck

You can tell how troubled Mr. Murdich was by the supposed racist president (“made a very racist comment…about, you know, blacks and whites and so on.”) The "and so on" really sells the whole story and simultaneously speaks to his cultural understanding. One could assume that a media mogul would remember a quote about....race, from the...sitting president. Believable, indeed.

WTF Glen Beck.

What the f*ck are you talking about? You better not be saying what I think you're saying. Your simpler times better not be what I think you mean. You better not be tearing up over what I think you are tearing up about. Is it me...or is this dude saying what I think he is saying...thoughts? Opinion?

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I'll do my part.

A new website claims that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. It's not true. But since when has that stopped anyone from saying and spreading lies via media outlets?

Have you figured out the point of the website yet? The parody site is called Glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com.

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Holes in the Plot.

I wonder where all the nut jobs are getting thier opinions from? Hmmmmmmm....

WHHHAAAAAT?

Glen Beck. Just remember FOX, you allowed this dude to have his own show. Who did? You did.

If this is not a sign...then what is?

Glenn Beck is the newest entourage of Fox's right winged elite "spread hate, lies and bullsh*t team." And I say that with an open heart and a sound mind. I swear...they recruit these people straight from the remote juggles of Backwards thinking land (ahem...midwest). He is steadily building is roaster of ridiculous quotations as if it were a game or something.

Well...now he is making his guests pass out. Literally. Like....they have time to warn him. Which leads me to believe that maybe these Fox kids aren't all that crazy. Maybe it's something in the air at Fox. Maybe their air is too thin and they are all high. Maybe they are pumping looney fumes through the ventilation system. Either...or, this should be a clear sign that Fox isthe neglected spawn of the devil. That fainting guy got off easy.

BTW, is passing out the manly form of fainting? Cause I wanted to be like, "Dude...you just fainted, like a chic!"

Teabag the White House.

At 2:00, I realized that not everyone knows about urbandictionary.com.

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Wonder Weave Saves the Day.

One reason (the only good one) to stitch someonelse's hair to the back of your head.

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