"....only players that are natural-born United State citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league."
-The AABA league commissioner, Don "Moose" Lewis
,proposing an (unracsist) all white basket ball league
You know...a league where a white man doesn't have to "worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch." Only in the south.