Agassi tells us a story.

I miss Andre. I was suppose to go to the US Open last Tuesday. But I got rained out. And...I don't agree with 10 and under tennis. The idea.

Ok, that's it.

Getting Head on the Wings of a Plane.

Ok, so the video isn't as exciting as the title. But it's cool. Notice how they didn't allow Djokovic to say anything.

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Serena Williams showing Booty.

So Serena made a spot for a tennis game for Play Stations that was deemed too sexy for tv. It was yanked. They claim that this spot was never suppose to make it to the light of day. Yeah....ok. See it here before its yanked from the internets aswell.

Personally, I dont think it's all that bad. Serena's got a a donk (how hip am I?). It coulda been much worse. But she looks good though.

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The Linkdown:This is a good one.

1. Gods of tennis, play a godly game of tennis. Love-40, Jesus..

2. Happy New Year. So...only America drops a ball, huh? I did not know that.

3. A black president? Youre shitting me.

4. My state us ranker top 3 in Penis size. What say you small penis Wyoming?

5. And then you realize your New Years was subpar.

6. Is your cereal racist?

7. Memo to Brett Farv...you can pay professional for this, dude.

8. So what your saying is, I should choose to have my skin ripped off like a t-shirt.

9. Breast jiggling machine...thank you China.

11. LOST, still effecting people lives.

12. J-Wow on New Years was...WOW.

The Linkdown: Post Labor Day Love.

1. What do yall know about the Herculoids and Shazzan? Hana Barbara use to tear up the cartoon scene.

2. Craig, way to kill the only thing that made your list popular in the first place.

3. My ninja. Ninja Whaaaa! Ninja Please.

4. Prosthetics back in the day actually looks like they played a role in the Terminator movies. Time travel indeed.

5. A fight broke out at the US Open. It's kinda long....but its kinda worth it.

6. Summer Is.

7. My mind is as open as a tulip in bloom, but this, is unaceptable.

8. The French hit hard with 9/11 advertising. Bad move.

9. "They talk about me like a dog."

OK, yeah right Roger....

US Open is starting today, so this is my obligatory tennis post. Now...we have seen this type of behind the scenes tennis greats doing tennis stuff before. And it's interesting. But this.......? No one in thier right mind would let a professional tennis player serves a 130 mi per hour ball at thier face.

Fact.

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Andy Murray Tennis Street Magic.

Let's hope that he is as "magical" on the court today. At Wimbledon.

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The French Open is happening.

Where as in the past I wrote long and extensive blog post covering the world of tennis. I think I'll keep it short from now on. Starting with this post.

Is this too cheeky for tennis? I wish we were talking about Wimbledon, this joke would then be spot on.

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The Linkdown: End of the Week Fodder.

1. Ok, so I was mistaken about the name of the IPAD...but this is how I make it up to you" Like a tampon, only more expensive". More real information later. I promise.

2. Only in New York......does a man have sex with a Chicken on a train, and people stay on.

3.In celebration of the final season of Lost. A sexy, sexy celebration.

4. Yoga for Dudes.

5. The Vatican calls Avatar a spiritual dud. They obviously didn't see it in IMAX 3-D.

6. Baby Pygmy Hippo Eats! Cute or a little Creepy...I'm not sure.

7. Venus Williams, down under.

8. Is this ad saying....."we killed Lady Gaga" or  "lady Gaga is a well very endowed"?

9. FOX subliminally calls Obama a South American dictator. While others simply drop Anti-Obama pamphlets from tall NY building: It's raining Hate.

For the love of tennis

"Well, you can't just keep playing a major tennis tournament with urine on the court."

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I've been so out of the loop.

I forgot to mention....

Epic. It's about time someone uncrowned this dude. 

Oh yeah...and Kim Clisters won in Queens. Eh....

Scusi. scusi.

Excuse my absence.....I know there is ALOT (Kanye and Serena Williams) happening in the world right now. I'm mad busy. I haven't done my media rounds in like 4 days. But, I'll be back. 

Djokovic and McEnroe

I kinda would given my left testicle to see this in real life. Who knew Djokovic had a sense of humor? Anyway......5 minute video that made my day from the US Open the other day. I'm staying in all weekend to do some major tennis watching. 

I Want it: Tennis Tee

All proceeds will benefit an endowment fund named after the late social justice hero and his USTA National Junior Tennis and Learning Network (NJTL) in their fight against AIDS. The shirt will be released as part of the NJTL’s 40th anniversary celebration on September 10 at the Billie Jean King National Tennis Center during a ceremony leading up to the U.S Open.

Need info for purchase. According to limited hype, its a rockawear tee (doing a home alone). And the image on the shirt....Arthur Ashe.

Let's get to the Tennis.

The Tennis Channel. It's kinda weak that they are including players in this spot(which could've been visually very stimulating) from decades ago. I get that tennis is one of those sports that truly idolizes ALL of their past greats....but at some point the sport needs to start living in the here and now. I love Agassi as mush as anyone, but they would have gotten alot more, showing alot less in this spot. The only thing I can't support is the statue of liberty serving. That's corny as hell....it's cobby. About as corny/cobby as paying for the tennis channel, when you can watch the US Open for free. 

Oh, BTW. Wimbledon 09.

My cousins faced off in the finals. And at that point...don't you wonder if they have a joint account? Cause they are indeed ballin!!!! And it seems like no matter what, at the end of the day...a Williams is adding cash money to their account. Wish it was this Williams.

Federer got his 15th slam title....beating out the most successful player in the world, Pete Sampras. But the real news is the actual match on Sunday morning. It was fucin epic...if you're into tennis....Federer 5-7, 7-6 (8-6), 7-6 (7-5), 3-6, 16-14. I'm not a Roddick fan (cause I always saw him as a huge douchbag), but I really wanted him to win this time. He was playing really well. It just didn't go his way this time. I hope keeps playing the way he is...cause I was impressed. 

-Fin.

furry neon balls

happy humpday everyone.

man did it take a long time to get here. this week is so long!
But yesterday during our rain intermission i got a chance to play tennis.
and i did great. well better than 3 weeks ago. My serve, backhand, and volley game were top notch. and to my surprise my forehand was actually doing some good.

so this humpday is to the tennis season were gals wear short skirts, men show off their rippling pectorals as well as biceps, everyone has balls (sometimes up skirts, down shirts or two in one hand) bouncing balls, glistening wet skin...

Wimbledon is currently in round 2 and us open right around the corner.

I suggest if you want to win, play this list while playing (like loud enough to hear at the baseline). I guarantee you will feel good, relaxed, and inspired to kick ass. and your opponent may be distracted by your new found awesomeness and occasional dance moves or maybe your opponent will just lose cause they cant have fun with tennis and music at the same time.

tennis

that's all.

Tennis Ads.

Serbian tennis star Novak Djokovic is the new spokes man for the tennis brand Head. Now, I have a special place in my heart for anything related to tennis. I'm not to keen on the Top 3 of the world right now, and Novak seems like kinda of a douchbag on the court....but this spot is funny. It's extra funny, because he is Serbian and you know he is not allowed to laugh in his country. And half the spoofs he is doing...you know they're over his head, culturally speaking. It's also the first time I have every seen a Head commercial in my life. They are the ebst tennis brand. 

Damn....I gotta get back on the courts. I miss it more than I miss running.

Sibling Rilvary.

pretty funny...find out more here. 

Tennis Celeb T & A.

Sometimes Serena Williams looks like a man. But she recently did a photoshoot for h magazine (???) and this time I am forced to say, "DAMMMMMNNNN,  that's a whole lotta body on one woman!"

BTW, did anyone see that MadTV skit where she played a super hero? I know...home on a Saturday night....how lame am I?

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