Ok, Starbucks is up to something big (not to be confused for an x-large).Apparently they have been sending out emails such as the one to the right, telling "us" (well, not me cause I am a DD fan) to go to Bryant Park tomorrow for something "BIG". This website calls it a "celebration." But the Onion is calling it a Phase 2. So here is what I am thinking.....remember a few months ago when Starbucks closed down for like 7 hours during a work day across the nation. Now they have this website for consumers . And lets face it, its no secret that they are trying to slowly take over the world. There are like 2 on every corner here in Chicago, cameoing in the Shrek movie series (which just wont seem to end)and now they are across the pond in Europe. What does this all mean?
I dont freakin know.....but it needs to stop. Or at least have a suitable outcome.
I feel like JJ Abrams has a hand in this. And I wouldn't be surprised if the Cloverfield monster, the smoke monster from LOST, and the entire cast of the series "Heroes" weren't all sitting in Bryant part tomm drinking White Chocolate Mocha Lattes with no whip and a shot of espresso.
Good luck gettin there to see them...you couldn't pay me to be in midtown at lunch hour. Especially when I can get a coffee from the DD around the corner. You know...that coffee shop that isnt trying to destroy the earth.
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