patriotism/caffeine addiction...same thing.

oh thank God. the good (overpriced pompous assholes with complicated drinks) people of Starbucks have decided to give us a free coffee, if and only if...we vote tomorrow. And that's if....and only if, you make it through this long ass spot (one whole minute) of nothing but typography and classical piano music. 

But seriously...people, take advantage here. Presidential elections come once every 4 years...but a free coffee from the Starbucks conglomeration...that sh*t is priceless.

*hint- how many Starbucks stations are situated around the corner from your office? Well...that's how many free coffees you get tomorrow.  

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