A Taste of Zombie in the Morning.

I don't know about you but I have last nights Walking Dead season premier all queued up for me after work tonight. I need my zombie fix. These little webisodes will hold me over until then.



Nom nom nom nom.....see the rest here.

The Linkdown: Two Natural Disasters Down.

1. Awesome Zombie themed engagement.

2. You have not seen anything, until you have seen the promo for the most Manly Christian Conference ever. Thou Shalt...beat Your Brother to a Bloody Pulp in the ring.

3. Guy Richie loves slow motion.

4. Cash Rules Everything Around Me.....secret messages hidden in your money.

5. I want to own this clock.

6. A child abuse ad that will surely make you feel uncomfortable.

7. Abercrombie is taking action to stop Jersey Shore promotion. That's the situation.

8. On the candidate Rick Perry.

9. Someone finally put Naomi Cambell in her place.

Monster. Kanye (and a thousand other artists).

Ok...I was kidding before. This is the new MONSTER video by Kanye (and thousands of other artists featuring Jay Z). So everyone was all upside down about this video. I heard it was on the news, and I get it. The first scene is fat as Rick Ross sitting in a chair with three hung women just swing around him. And that's f*cked up.

But alot of the rest of the video...is pretty likeable.

I actually thought tis was a cool effect. The grabbing hands.

Holding a severed head whilst delivering 8 bars....Kanye has probably done this before, which inspored this scene in his video.

Zombies eating a dead carcass. I NEVER have a problem with this. In any scenario.

dead lady on the couch behind Jay Z...meh, doesn't bother me.

And it's Kanye people. He clearly has issues that need to be addressed by a professional. But I'm not hating. I still could do without Nicki Minaj's verse and being. The only thing I would add, are muppet monsters. Kanye....

Every Zombie Death in "The Walking Dead.

Great show. Great video. I love Zombies.

VIA thedenveregoist

Zombies...fast or Slow.

Which one is worse? This man makes a good point. But lets be serious. Fast zombies are WAAAYYYYYYY more terrifying. Now that I've posted this...I feel like I've posted it before. Oh well.....

Damn, I love zombies.

AMC’S THE WALKING DEAD...Zombie Series!!!

Awesome. Even though it looks like every other Zombie movie ever. Did you see the roster of film legends involved in the making? AMC is stepping up it's game.

VIA oneplusinfinity

True Romance.

I have three weddings to go to in the next 2 weeks. I wonder if any of the newly weds thinks about Zombie attacks. Through sickness and health is the easy part.

VIA thewhoa

Animated Zombie Movie?

Hell Yes!!!!!!!! I have this internal hierarchy of "Cool Ass Shit" List. And both zombies and cartoons not only make the list, but they top it. It's like Pixar meets Rob Zombie. But probably still only a little less creepy than Polar Express (I have not seen Polar Express, but the previews of Jim Carey alone were terrifying).

A.D., I hope this is real.

Eat that Muther F*cker Up.

Today is MLK's actual bday, so this is a somewhat appropriate zombie portrait artist Grayson Castro entitled “Zombie Laureates Earn Their Prize.” If this were a real interpretation, you know that there is noway zombie Obama or Zombie King would've beaten the Rev Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson to the carcus. 

Am i right? Am I right?

VIA animalny

The Linkdown.

1. Thanks for creeping me the f*ck out. 

2. I'm waiting for the lucky charms jacket....but I guess this will do.

3. Who's convince that the Dutch have too much free time? ::Hand Raise::

4. During the recession, woman are getting laid more than men. Which doesn't make sense- seeing as how America'a stratification hasn't drastically changed recently- answer..."recession hoeing". 

5. Zombie Rockstars. What? Zombies get down too. 

6. So what you left the Knock when they needed you most. You can still make commercials. 

7. In NJ...they give quadriplegic guns to go hunting. Guns....Quadriplegic....

8. One of the best Madmen critique/reviews I've read in awhile. Spot on. 

9. The Drunkenness Guide. - whenever hands are involved as a mode of transportation...it's been a good night.

10. Things I learned from watching Real Housewives of Atlanta.

11. No, this is the most dangerous stiletto ever. 

Halloween and Christmas.

Made me laugh. 

VIA oneplusinfinity and shoeboxblog

Movie Time: A few things.

-Zombieland? Yes please! 

- On a completely different note, this movie is really starting to freak me out. I'm positive I saw this thing in one of my nightmares.

-Also, I'm gonna have to ask who ever it is keeping the Saw franchise alive, to stop seeing the movie in theaters. Do you really not get the point yet? Or are all of you potential serial killers in training?

-And finally, speaking of franchises....Spider Man 4, cause they weren't sure they f*cked up the last one enough.

And the priest said, "Go with god." 

Not So Good Friday.

This explains alot. 

via oneplusinfinity

I Love Vampire Flicks.

I also have a tendency to enjoy a good lesbian flicks. The thing about lesbians is that they aren't as consistent as say...dragons, ninjas or zombies. Lets face it, alot of lesbians are just drunk girls (or vampires) looking for attention or they are confused/fighting the system girls (or vampires) lacking a father figure when they grew up. If we found a way to work dragons, ninjas and zombies into this thong, we would have a pretty solid movie I think. Perhaps 300 Vampire Ninjas vs. Lesbian Zombies from Sin City doing battle on Middle Earth with Mary Poppins reffing. 

Can we say Oscar? 

P.S. In the meantime, here is the trailer for the new Street fighter movie based on Chung Li's life. I'm assuming that kids today are not into Street Fighter like those of the early 90's (me), but that preview was pretty weak and does not bring back the nostalgia needed for me to drop $12 on 42nd street. Unless they are trying to evoke the nostalgia I have for decent movies.

never better than late.

I may be a little late with these...you just have to act like they were posted before Halloween (wink). VIA girlriot, I discovered Joshua Hoffine, a cool Horror photographer. Exactly. Who knew such a thing existed? I do know one girl who would probably start weeping at the sight of that clown picture. And lets face it...that is the definition of complete and utter power. Also, Josh apparently hangs out with the Candyman (who coincidentally supports Obama). Small world. 

VIA ifitshipitshere

attack of the living dead ads.

wrangler jeans (??cowboys??) has a new campaign strategy. its...cerebral. "It's about the animal spirit, the roughness, the instinct and the natural elements of the brand..."

did you catch it? the animal spirit? here is some print work chuck full of animal spirit to back the idea up.

You surely caught it that time right? If not...here is some more.

I mean...I get it. Demin for zombies. Or is it hippies tripping on acid, lost in the woods. No, no, no....its zombies.

Agency: FFL (Fred & Farid), France

zombie stripper.

This is real. And vaguely intriguing.




Jenna Jameson on the "jump into mainstream." Ummmmm, you mean non porn movies?


Ill give it to her...she IS well spoken. And she also sucks a mean c*ck. I had to work a porn joke in. Had to.
"Obviosly theres alot of T&A."
LOL, Pretty sure the View watchers arent abreast on that terminology, Jenna.