1. The Harry Potter Pole dance. Magical.2. Who said romance is dead? Porn cookie treats, proves you wrong.3. This is either a clever way to trick little kids into giving blood, or a pedophile doctor's dream.4. The clap off bra, will save the future.6. Nazi White Space.7. For the lazy parent. Read yourself a bedtime story, you needy midget.8. "How come we have a moon and Venus doesn't?" Bill O'Reilly...you are an idiot.9. The confession iPhone app. Some apps are just ordained.