1. Gods of tennis, play a godly game of tennis. Love-40, Jesus..2. Happy New Year. So...only America drops a ball, huh? I did not know that.3. A black president? Youre shitting me.4. My state us ranker top 3 in Penis size. What say you small penis Wyoming?5. And then you realize your New Years was subpar.7. Memo to Brett Farv...you can pay professional for this, dude.8. So what your saying is, I should choose to have my skin ripped off like a t-shirt.9. Breast jiggling machine...thank you China.11. LOST, still effecting people lives.12. J-Wow on New Years was...WOW.