1. Rapture fail.2. United seems to have forgotten that Ground Zero and planes....do not go hand in hand.3. It must be nice to be so famous and rich, that it doesn't even matter how crappy your song is. But still....crazy perfomance all-in-all.6. Joan Holloway puts an end to the rumors.7. Conan has a movie coming out. Inwhich he asks us all to feel sorry for him after the fact. Eh, I'll netflix it.9. "Where are all the black people?" And before you get too snarkly...they mean, in advertising.