6. This is why PR agencies exist. Dear Netflixx Users....I messed up, is what you say to you parents (Mr. and Mrs. Netflixx) after a night in jail. See the Conana spoof here.
3. Rule of thumb, if you are gonna take a picture of your junk and send to to someone, keep your face out of the picture. And use...the penis disguise kit.
Taken from her speech about the attacks in Arizona...this is probably the smartest and well crafted this this woman has said in a long time. Oh wait...this is a mash-up of those in between moments.
In two upcoming issues of the Archie comic (whaaaa?!?!)...both Obama and Palin will not only star but work together to help Archie(whaaaa!?!?!). But from what I can tell about the image above, they are drinking a chocolate milk shake. Chocolate. Obama wins.
"Glenn’s coming to the Last Frontier! I hope my fellow Alaskans (and anyone visiting from Outside) will join me this Saturday, September 11, 2010, at Anchorage’s Dena’ina Center at 8:00 p.m. Glenn Beck will be there – you won’t want to miss it. Tickets are available at Ticketmaster.com.
We can count on Glenn to make the night interesting and inspiring, and I can think of no better way to commemorate 9/11 than to gather with patriots who will “never forget.” Hope to see you there!"
- Sarah Palin
Selling Tickets to thier speeck on 9/11.
6.06.2010
"With [environmentalists'] nonsensical efforts to lock up safer drilling areas, all you're doing is outsourcing energy development, which makes us more controlled by foreign countries, less safe, and less prosperous on a dirtier planet. Your hypocrisy is showing. You're not preventing environmental hazards; you're outsourcing them and making drilling more dangerous. Extreme deep water drilling is not the preferred choice to meet our country's energy needs, but your protests and lawsuits and lies about onshore and shallow water drilling have locked up safer areas. It's catching up with you. The tragic, unprecedented deep water Gulf oil spill proves it."
"We do need new blood...But we also need statesman and heros like John McCain...when you think about that first tea party, shot...some may claim that Johm McCain was there...at that first tea party."
- Sarah Palin, making a joke at a rally for John McCain in Arizona
Damn homey. Joking on the man that made you famous. Ballsy.
You guys know all about google's incredibly low budget, Super Bowl Spot called Parisian Love. Everyone loved it because it was cute and about love. It was simple...I'll give them that. They capitalized on an important feature....which is typing sh*t into the search field.
Below is a spoof of the now famous spot. The first of many...I'm sure.
Why not write it and read it off your hand? I mean...if you are gonna bash the President of the US for reading off of a teleprompter....this is exactly what you should do, right after. Of coarseFOX has got her back. But then again...the White Hose has its own zinger.
"Palin believes Obama's hope and change teleprompter rhetoric is no match for mavericky note-card, hand-scribbled buzzwords."
3. Brandy sings in a bathroom. Everyone sounds great in the bathroom. If we were going off of sounding good in the shower, I'd be famous. Make another album already.
"The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care."
-said Sarah Palin on her facebook page.
Her face book page. "Death Panel"...on her facebook page. I feel like I'm watching an HBO series...truly backwards and unbelievable.
This is proof that they are lying about the Young Republicans, they would never have co-signed on teabagging ANYONE with a straight face.
I swear, those Republicans really know how to make themselves look ridic whether it's with a gay scandal, a plain old DUI or extramarital affair (Isn't this Fossella guy a catch?).
Though you can really tell they value diversity with these two:
4. Remember that Panda that is on When Animals Attack? Well...he is still attacking. But interestingly enough people aren't learning a lesson. Dont hug the f*ckin bear!
The same thing that happened to me with the Olympics is happening to me now. A great source of blog material is about to be ripped away from me. Tomorrow, a choice will be made and much like SNL, I will loose all of the political material that has added value to my particular medium. Unlike SNL, this blog will continue to live on and thrive in the same capacity as always. So...dont you worry readers. I have gotten a little politic heavy around here lately, but after tomorrow I will get my sh*t together and we explore options, together.
But it's always hard to TRULY let go of something that has given you so much blog inspiration. So...in recent news Sarah Palin was prank called by comedians from canada. And its real. And a little sad. Yet truly genius. And right below.
I apologize for the lack of well crafted (or not so well crafted) posts. I've been really busy for the past 2 weeks with an upcoming pitch-more on that process later.
I have nothing really to talk about. My costume....is a warn out AD looking to drink heavily. Hoorah!!!!! Below are some pictures of a faux Sarah Palin being hung Halloween house decorations. I forgot that people even did that here on the East coast...decorate their homes. Cha. Well, it's not funny but at least half of America isn't calling her a Socialist, right?
Anyway...happy Hallows Eve kids. I'm going to get me some Jamo. Chow.
