Thanks to the Robert Pattison Manllow.
"Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one."
Maybe now, that weepy b*tch Bella can stop moaning and groaning over him warming her bed at night....and Edward Cullen can get to doing what Vampire's do best. No...not sucking blood, BUT fighting other supernatural forces in slow motion. Duuuuhhhhh.
And yes. I did just reference the movie Twilight, repeatedly.