Minority Christmas Ad.

This ad will work wonders. "Tight Fades" are in right now.

VIA multiculturalclassics

WHHHAAAAAT?

Glen Beck. Just remember FOX, you allowed this dude to have his own show. Who did? You did.

"I don’t believe in therapy. I believe you gotta walk it out, you gotta live it out…And sometimes you have to cry it out…I don’t believe in medication or painkillers. And I don’t believe in religion and giving it all up to Jesus.”

-Kanye West in a recent interview Vibe

I'll tell you what I believe. I believe Kanye will say anything he has to say to sell albums. Let's keep in mind that he was screaming religion to the high hills when "Jesus Walks" was making him that paper....

Flip flop (I know, love hate relationship...). 

VIA bossip

The Uncanny Halls Cough Drops.

I guess I missed the memo. One Halls cough drop gives you Telekinesis. Personally, if I had a super power...telekinesis would be it. Just like Jean Grey (cue suppressed child geek) from X-Men. There is no sign of a cough/upcoming cough...infact, there is no reason for a cough drop at all. We are left with a line:  A Deep Breath of Fresh Air.

What the f*ck are you trying to say here Halls? I assume that upon consumption, if I am not able to flatten someone with my mind (waves of freshness), I can sue someone for false advertising....

VIA adfreak

D.A.R.E. gone wrong.

I might send this to Plaxico's attorney. It could literally happen to anyone people...anyone! 

"I am the only one in this room, that I know of, professional enough to carry this glock(sp?) 40." 

Email to my CW:
-"That guy is all man."
-"Minus the smart part."
-"Intelligence doesn't make a man...a gun does."

-"And a beard. That's what he was missing." 
 

At first I thought he did it on purpose (syyyck!!!!), he is a f*ckin dumbass cop. So many dummies...not enough good ones. A loaded gun in a school...come on dude??? 

VIA elitaste

Saying Goodbye to a good thing.

The same thing that happened to me with the Olympics is happening to me now. A great source of blog material is about to be ripped away from me. Tomorrow, a choice will be made and much like SNL, I will loose all of the political material that has added value to my particular medium. Unlike SNL, this blog will continue to live on and thrive in the same capacity as always. So...dont you worry readers. I have gotten a little politic heavy around here lately, but after tomorrow I will get my sh*t together and we explore options, together.

But it's always hard to TRULY let go of something that has given you so much blog inspiration. So...in recent news Sarah Palin was prank called by comedians from canada. And its real. And a little sad. Yet truly genius.  And right below. 

Enjoy.

Blimey...

Meet Michael Guglielmucci. He is (was) the pastor of The Planetshakers City Church in Melbourne, Australia.  Mr Guglielmucci (which I just pronounced in my head and its hysterical)... recently admitted to his congregation and the world-Australia- that he had been faking cancer for the past 2 years. And why....to cover up his addiction to porn.

After a quick glance at the church's website, one can conclude that it is a mega church. And as open minded as I believe I am, mega churches are pretty much a joke in my book. You cannot possibly "get closer" to your own spirituality (or what ever it is you believe in) when you are in the nose bleed section of a sold out bible concert. What perplexes me however, is this man's choice of illness to use as a ploy to cover up his addiction to porn (of all things).

Not the flu. Not small pox. Not gingivitis. But Cancer. 

Cancer has a beginning and an end. I mean....how do you go about faking cancer? Apparently, he had completely tricked his own family into his bogus undertaking (Australians apparently are not up on all that medical mumbo jumbo). ****And most importantly , why would you choose cancer as an alibi for porn? Cancer is like the black sheep of deadly diseases. And what particular freedoms do (does?) cancer allow an individual in their daily life, that make it an awesome choice as a cover up for ummm.....anything? That's like choosing to take up Caged Death match Fighting in Thailand to keep your love of the movie Sleeping Beauty a secret. 

This guy made the worst decision of his life. And I officially deem him to be "The Stupidest Person in the World."

Ironically enough...his mega church's website states the following as a core belief-

"God has the power to transform and revolutionise the lives of all people, propelling them into their God-given destiny."

VIA The Herald Sun

go team racist world: part deux

as it turns out,  Spain's basketball team is not the only naively racist sports club in the world. They also have a mildly racist tennis team. But for some reason the tennis team doesn't make me  grossly loss hope in humanity as much (because it looks like a personal pic- and who can really judge someone on their personal idea of funny, especially after a few glasses of wine). But when an entire nation supports it and doesn't see anything wrong with their international competitors faux slanting their eyes, just weeks before they compete in the Olympic host country, Beijing....something is not right in the world.

Well, now we can add Argentina football to that list. I guess that's the point of this blog. This world ignorance thing....is spreading. 

“There is no suggestion that they intended to cause offence.”

I guess my questions is...if there is no intention of offense...can you be offensive?

Ummmmm, yes. 

VIA makethelogobigger

UPDATE: I just noticed, Isnt that girl third from the left already asian? What the blood clot?