WHAT!!!!!!!!!

WHATTTT. WOWWWW. where is this original video? Does any one know if she is doing a cover of a song? sounds like she made up those lyrics.

speachless. I dont know what to think.

The Linkdown. Birthday Edition.

1. There Will Be Disney.

2. Be ready for the moment.

3. Rule of thumb, if you are gonna take a picture of your junk and send to to someone, keep your face out of the picture. And use...the penis disguise kit.

4. Just cause he has no arms, doesn't mean he cant f*ck sh*t up.

5. Foreskin Man, An Anti-Circumcision comic Book, he's ripped...but he's not cut.

6. The Body Shirt.

7. Just incase you needed to know how, the Planet became Of the Apes.

8. Playing Street Fighter for real, looks alot like getting in a fight.

9. This b*tch.

Bathroom Graffiti confronts AIDes (AIDS).

Pretty clever. A little NSFW....but this brings me to a larger issue at had: What is going through the minds of the people who draw penises (peni) on things? I went to a all boys school....and certain people (I'm going to be PC about this) just had an affliction with penises all over the place. And then they would laugh and laugh. I mean....if you are going to draw private parts in 3rd period on you marble notebook (or your friends)....why not draw a vagina?


I'm just saying. 

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Lethal Weapons.

Pretty good spot from MTV. Besides the implication that guys are the only one that can spread the disease....

Agency: Lowe London


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Vag Cam 2 (sorry...again)

Day-Time Shaun: Remember my last post about Vag Cams? I remember it as if it were yesterday. But here's a new one. A little bit less interesting, but relevent, I guess. 

Vulgar Shaun: Do all women are Vaginal curtain openers?

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Trim the bush to make the tree look taller.

gillette
the metrosexual dad you never had

more stuff here
like the tag? i am for hire.

thats all.

Carrying your Package.

Another one from copyranter....buldge bags for Tom of Finland. 

The thing is, I am un-phased by this bag. It's the olive branch logo interpretation on the website that grosses me out.

This is Classy.

As hilarious as one may have thought this idea was...did anyone think what would happen if the user turned their thumb the other way? It would be a limp private member. One could ask, "why would someone put thier thumb in upsde down?" And I would rebut(tal) with, "why would a urology doctor put his/or thumb in the fan in the first place?"

But, who really knows the pornography laws over there in Korea. Not me. This may be the closest thing to porn. However...I do like the banana backgrounds. Subtle....real subtle.

Agency: Cheil Worldwide, Seoul, Korea

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I think we all need a laugh.

...a 60 foot long laugh. Eighteen year old, Rory McInnes climbed onto the roof of his parent's mansion and painted a 60-foot penis with a bucket of white paint. He was inspired by a television program he watched about Google Earth and it took his parents over a year to discover it.

Person of the day.

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Vag Cam (sorry....).

My first thought..."we did't get to see what the vagina sees when the freaky is happening (way more vulgar in my head)." Am I right? Anyone else think that? Or am I just a dirty old man? I mean...the Dutch made it...I expect retribution for my time.

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This, is why I don't go skiing.

And here I thought my new year was getting off to a craptastic start. But no, someone always has to one up me. Below are pics of a man who got on a ski lift with his kid, fell out, was de-pantsed and left dangling upside down showing his privates to everyone on the slop for like 15 minutes. Embarrassing? Yes. Will he get mucho dinero from it? Yes. Sometimes you have to weigh these things out.

Mental Note: Always make sure you have the upper body strength to do atleast one upside down crunch. Always! More un-censored pictures here (but really, you can guess what happens to a man's junk when it's exposed to cold air for a half hour-cant you?).

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Grooming Ads.

Agency: Y&R, Singapore

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Comfy Egg Ads.

Ha ha. Men's underwear...ha

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how far is too far (public vagina references)?

A folder saying "Hello down there!" was placed on 10,000 womens bicycle saddles in Sweden's major cities. The folder markets an intimate care soap, The soap for down there. Along with the folder came a product sample.

How does one get this job?  Sneaking around the city saran wrapping soaps (for one's privates) onto the seats of female bikers. I picture some 65 year old dude in a trench coat hiding behind some bushed with binoculars, in order to decipher girly bikes from man bikes. How much does this job pay? Is there a union for this type of stuff in Sweden?

I dunno...these are the question that first popped into my head when I heard about this "viral/guerrilla" marketing tactic. You know how people tell you not to give soap as a gift to people (because you're basically saying that they need it). Well imagine if you just came out of the library and you discovered vagina soap glued to your bicycle seat with a phrase written, nay directed at your vagina...hmmmmm.....

*that's 3...3 times I have said vagina in one post*

Agency: Grey Stockholm, Sweden.

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"How'd it Look"

Viking's tightend, Visanthe Shianco has his first interview after finding out that FOX news showed his private parts on national TV last Sunday.

Shianco: "Is it all over the Internet?"

Reporter: "Oh, yeah."

Shianco: "WHAAAAAT...Are you serious?"

After a few other quips between the female interviewer and interviewee...

Shianco: “How’d it look?”

Strangely, I'm pretty sure I would've asked the exact same question.

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Hysterical.

artist/desighner Markus Hofer

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Grandpa McCain and his love affair with the "C" word.

I'm all behind and ish, so I apologized if I am all behind, but this is hysterical.

he just said the word "CUNT" on his campaign trail. How does one recuperate from this? If this man is elected, we the people of America do realize that we elected a man who has said (and has the potential say, at any moment) the C-word on national tv.   

about a decade too late.

Geee wiz golly, I wish I had this convenient audio book guide about the whens and whys of having sex for the first time back when i was a kid. It would have shaved at least four year off of my current sex life. Because according the accented narrator....I am still not ready....

Oh, and when your done, you must check the Q&A section. It contains nuggets of gold such as this:

Q. How can I tell if my penis is big enough?

A. The simple answer is that it's almost certainly big enough, boys are all kinds of shapes and sizes. Remember people are interested in your personality, too. Have a look at some of these links for more information.

Phewwww.....that's one down. Now you must excuse me as I figure out everything there is to know about girls (or atleast Jill).

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nude lady truck ads.

when advertising meets, target audience, meets media placement...good things happen. Real good things. I like this because it's smart. 

And of course, its not made in the states.

Agency: Atletico International, Barcelona, Spain

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_ _ _ _ _ ads.

I will let you guess what type of ads these are...

see them in full here. I'll give you a hint though

...the ads contain PENIS.

Agency: Troy, Brussels, Belgium