Bacon Roses.

If I knew about this on Valentines day....

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The Linkdown: Deal with it!

1. Women have worked so hard for equal rights...and then someone tells you that you need to wash your vagina to get a raise.

2. Happy BDay to MJ. Miss you man.

3. A fatal death only Glenn Beck could deserve.

4. Pizza Hut makes Korean girls want to dance.

5. Snookie's boyfriends proposed to her...through a cover and photo spread of a real live magazine. This is important because....now fame and talent mean nothing.

6. Things get a little weird when agencies start connecting back to school with high school nude art classes (whisper: that doesnt happen in real life--anywhere).

7. The trailer to the new TRON movie.

8. I DO NOT understand why this didnt make it big.

9. Brittany Spears is staying relevant. In China.

You know what this blog has been missing?

A post about bacon. Introducing rainbow colored bacon. As the writer at geekologie so aptly put it, "it looks like a unicorns vomited right next to your bacon." Delicious multicolored bacon.

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Cause Everything should Taste like Bacon.

I think girls should really invest in this. A man loves himself some bacon. Fact. Check it out here. And then ladies...bath yourself in beer.

You're welcome. 

I Want It: Bacon Keds.

No explanation necessary.

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Bacon Question of the Day.

Squeezable Bacon. Good idea...or bad idea? Something about it, makes me a little nauseous. But the other part of me, wants to buy this in bulk. 

The Christmas List: The Linkdown.

1. Hot Chicks with Douchbags....some of you might want to check this site daily to make sure you're not featured (especially if you live on the LI). 

2. Cold War Unicorns....and 29 other gifts under $20, if you are still shopping....like me. 

3.  Everything is better with bacon.

4. 8 Things drunk people will never admit. 

5. 4 minute of the most hood thing you will ever see ever see in your life (insert Paul Wall). 

Thomas Turkey and Pals.

photo cred...the turbaconducken @bacon today.

This is the day. This is the day the lord hath made

....for me to stuff my face, drink heavily with family members (without being judged), watch the new york turkey day parade (the best in the nation...I proclaim), think momentarily about the genocide of the American Indigenous people, play life catch-up/what's the word/who's dating who with the cousins, arduously define my life to all older relatives ("so what is it you do again?"), take a thousand pictures of my little monkey butt god son while he gives me the mean mug and then.... stuff my face again with seconds.

It's a tough life, but someone has to do it. Anyway, I wish you all... a great and safe holiday!Baked Mac & Cheese....here I come!

P.S. i posted this in advance. I'm not some loser sitting around writing posts on my computer while I should be interacting with real people. I'm that other loser who does the previously stated a day in advance.

bacon vs. fries.

yes, it was a historic moment, but in all the hoopla last Tuesday, I think we overlooked an important decision that had also been made by the American public.

BACON triumphs FRIES. That's one for the history books.

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