The Linkdown.

1. Switzerland apparently has a large...I mean small, no large unprotected sex problem, for boys under the age of 12.

2. Great achievements in parenting.

3. Lindsey Lohan is suing etrade. And simultaneously admitting to milkaholism.

4. Alice in Wonderland vs Avatar.

5. PETA thinks Sea World is a prison. But what happens when whales drop the soap.

6. Tron Trailer here. Go.

7. Everything you need to know about Dino Sex. Discovery channel comes through in a clutch, every time.

8. Rhianna in a robo-threesome. Yep, things are getting a lil nutty.

9. Geeks now have an Anthem.