Sebago is a well known brand for the boat shoes wearing individual. I don't really classify myself as one, but I'm sure you recall how I was almost got caught up with this pair (and still might, summer is coming back around, after all). But patent leather dockers????Ewwwwwwweeeyyyy, that's snazy. I surely am not cool enough to rock such a look. But I had to put it out there for you lot. Get on it.