Pillow Talk.

A blog devoted to quotations of the most personal....the bedroom (cue evil music). Here are a few to get you interested. 

"When you’re really drunk and I’m sober, you kind of annoy me. But when you’re really drunk, you talk dirty, which I like."

He said: “I came. I saw. I conquered. …but mostly I came.”

“When I kiss you,” he said, “I gather up all my emotion and try to put that into the kiss.”

“You took it like a champ,” he said.

"What do you mean you weren’t wearing a condom?!?"

Just remember...it's only funny, because it didn't happen to you.....yet.