These five words should act as code for...you are about to buy a HOBBIT HOUSE. I just thought I would warn you...with property values being what they are these days, mistakes are deadly. But, if you are looking to build yourself a handy dandy hermit midget house, I found just the place for you.
Did I say midget...I meant house for upstanding normal people. Normal people who purposely want to live in the side of a hill. Like....trolls. And gnomes (named David). And people from those European countries.
Did I mention that the house is in...the ground.
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