What's blacker than black? Your mom vacationing in Senegal...hahaha.But even that wouldn't be as black as the new blackist of blacks that was recently discovered. Apparently it is, "30 times darker than a carbon substance used by the U.S. National Institute of Standards and Technology as the current benchmark of blackness." which if you think about it opens up doors for ummmm.... well, you know, it is really important for like northface jacket designers and ummm..... black board makers. This is ground breaking stuff here.
Imagine how hot you would be (literally, like warm), if you were wearing a suit made from the blackist of all blacks. You'd be like a walking sauna. But you could also hide in the shadows pretty well, I feel.
Ninjas must be ecstatic about this break through.
It appears that black is...well, the new black.
*(please note my refrain from racial jokes)
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