A Dozen Roses to You for V-Day.

From me to you. Hope you have a good one!

‘Not Sent From My iPhone’ Card.

Nice reminder with vday around the corner...no?

VIA broccolicity

Just incase...

...we didnt show you enough vday love yesterday. Lima Valentine.

"He Loves you more than Unicorns Love Cupcakes."

The Cee-Lo Green Valentine’s Video Card: Ceelo is trying to get you laid this V-day. Go ahead, use your celeb cloat and let your girl know how you feel. Dont' be an idiot though. If you know your girl, you know which one to send.

Lovey Dovey:

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Freaky Deaky:

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Here's a few more for you....

VIA bestweekever

Happy V-Day.

Fingers crossed that I dont f*ck up the next 3 days. I wish you luck fellow men of the world. This made up holiday can literally ruin a relationship. I mean....I think Im off to a pretty good start with this purchase right here. And the good news, it's not too late for you to get one.

Word up.

VIA thewhoa

The Linkdown: It's never too late to get that last minute V-Day gift.

1. "My dick is sort of like a white supremacist." and more slightly racist pandering from John Mayer. Oh yeah, and her used the N-Word. (not how you keep your hood pass).

2. Ron English, meet PETA. PETA, meet Ron English.

3. With a little click of the mouse, MTV alters their logo, to reflect it's lack of music. But they are still called MTV.

4. 20 Interesting things about Valentine's day. (besides the 20 plus you'll be spending for a made up holiday).

5. Showing some love to this years MVP, in the Puppy Bowl.

6. Can you still call the show The Jersey Shore, if it's not in The Jersey Shore. Yes. BTW, these busters are getting paid a crap load of money to come back. And this is why American children are the stupidest in the world. (cant wait for season 2).

7. Fashion is...a Kobe Bryant gang bang. Take one (or 20) for the team.

8. The untold story of sensitive African American Vampires.

9. The Gods of love. The ones people dont talk about all that often.

I'm just not that into...

Valentines Day.

love at a glance.

so I was doing the regular morning routine. Woke up. Turned the tv on to skim the news for weather and daily ongoings. Took a shower. And was getting dressed when I looked up at the 5 day for cast. And was immediatly confused. There seemed to be a bright pink heart on the little blue box representing today. First thought....."what is that, is today some type of national heart disease day?" And then it hit me, that it was indeed Valentines Day today. Whap, whap.

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Here are some songs lyrics to really get you in the mood. Remember words are the key to the heart.

Janet Jackson "Feedback"
.....You like it how I work my spine

Got you feeling all hypnotized (hypnotized) 

I gotta body like a CL5 

Make a **** wanna test drive but I'm so on fire 

Flyer than a pelican find another chick better than I don't see her 

Cause my swag is serious Something heavy like a first day period 

Strum me like a guitar blow out my amplifier.....

Closer- Slum Village

There's something I wanted to know, can we get closer?Yeah baby 

Seems like I've waited to know, can we get closer?

Yeah...Yeah Girl you should come up for the week

I'll make you cum from the tub to the sink

Rubbing your feet in a luxury suit

Make sure you come with nothing on just a long shearling

And I'ma make ya toes curl up like there all ???

I'll whisper in your ear, tell ya something

Stick my tongue in ya bellybutton

Reach down below, ya know I'm well sprung

Hit ya from the back to get ya calfs trembling

And pull ya hair 'til its straight, you'll look half Indian....

Do It Again- Jaz Y

You know how Mac come through on the club tip

Everybody real deep on that thug shit 

Cop Cris' spray the club on that thug shit

Cop frisks suits snub in the club quick

Told y'all real high, when I come through

You can try if you want to, you can die if you want to

We hittin whores on the floor, whole crew be wild 

Bitch "Back That Azz Up" like Juvenile (huh)

When my peeps come through to spend a dime a piece

You know Mac come through with a line of freaks

Every bitch on the hit be a 9 at least 

We getting head on the floor, while you grinding freaks

Whole squad get it down like this

Whole squad buying rounds of Cris

Whole squad got they crowns on wrist

Whole squad got a pound of twist

Whole squad got a pound to spit

In case a clown wanna flip.....

Take away: Always speak you mind. Love begins with true communication.

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And in closing...I feel obligated to recommend a sweet little dinner spot for all the lovers out there.

That's right....participating White Castles across the country are inviting you (YOU) and your significant other, moderatly important friend or even complete stranger to a candle lit dinner at yor favorite eating hole.
I dont know about you...but there is no place I would rather be tonight than at white castle enjoying a small square burger, some cheese sticks and a milk shake. If I am really lucky, I will experience a White Castle where the servers are protected by 4 inch thick bullet proof glass and you get your food through a revolving service door. And if Im really lucky.....I'll be in an express one where there are only 2, two seat tables. Ah Romance!

Happy V-Day to All and to All a Good Night!

smart valentine

This is the Valentine I would get my girl, if she existed.

Get it? Its Darwin! Natural Selection....hahahahaha