Ugly Power.

Theory# 244


Ugly people are more likely to be in charge, than attractive people.


Clause 1- Ugly people spend less time socializing, and therefore have more time to "mold their careers"/work their asses off. Less late night partying=better work ethic and in work productivity = moving through the ranks.



Clause 2- The better lookin people have more friends, naturally. And hence...less time to better themselves.


Clause 3- Unattractive people usually know they are just that, and save and invest their money into like.....worthy things. Attractive people must dress and be the part of "being attractive"...there is alot of extra expense that need to be embraced.



All of this put together, give the "uglies" a better overall natural advantage. Not to say that attractive people dont get far....but, there is a significant "head start".


Obvious Falacies to take into account:

1- Inheritance

2- Industry--like the modeling industry...everyone is probably semi attractive.

3- Age- some people dont age well, and dinosaur bosses now, coulda been hot tamales in the past
4- Sleeping your way to the top is a common scenario---usually exhibited by women---the funny thing is that if an "ugly" were to do it, they rarely get anywhere, but attractive people always get what they want. So is the world.




Final Statement: I'd rather be attractive that Ugly any week of the month....