June 12.

June 12 is the 163rd day of the year (164th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 202 days remaining until the end of the year. Other things happened too. But the most important...I was born on this day. I'm off to medieval times.

This is the song I dedicate to myself for this very special day. My life is the opposite.

Happy BDay Barbie.

Happy bday Barbie. Things have changed for you over the years, but you are still the hottest (a little racist) naked doll I know. Just make sure you watch your figure...and none of those other new b*tches will be able to touch you.

Happy Anniversary.

Today is Sesame Streets 40th anniversary. Which I think is ridiculously credible. 40 years...the story is still the same, the characters, the plot.....now that's quality tv.  I remember being completely entranced with the show as a kid. And the movie, Follow that Bird, which I still own on VHS. Anyway, click here to see Big Bird Through the Years.

I am officially 25.

Well, it's 11:32 pm. And I'm all dressed up...to get sloppy.

(the countdown is over, but the drinking hasn't even began.)

Happy B-Day Tetris.

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The big 25! . 

I love me some Tetris. It got me through many a boring times. 

 Check out some old spots at Adfreak.

B-Day Pity.

I may be turning 57, but you are still a fool.

A cat in a hat with a bat. Oh wait...

Today is Dr. Suess' BDay. Theodor Seuss was born 105 years ago today in Springfield, MA (Springfield = Unfortunate). Happy Bday you crazy mofo. I wish upon my future seed that they have half the ridiculous imagination that you had. I spent a little time in suesville today...and so should you.

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Happy Belated.

Last week was Apple's 25th Birthday. I'm a little late but congrats dude!

25 years of straight diggin creative types out.

Happy BDay Mickey!

This week marks the 80th bday of the creation of Disney. And I must give them props.

more pictures.

Disney had a tremendous impact on my upbringing. And I don't think there is a franchise in the world that has done what Disney has done with it's brand. It has literally reached every household on the planet and implanted itself within the individual cultures. Not even Sex and the City can do that.  Though they seem to be falling off of the map these days (loosing their magic)....I can only wish them luck. I would hate to see a future generation grow up without the magic of Disney to lead them and spur their imaginations. I've decided that my "future children" will only watch classic cartoons (not the garbage on tv now). And therefor my "future children" will be better human being and far more creative than yours.

This is a funny skit from SNL regarding Disney's "Vault"....its funny. 

I actually own Song of the South on VHS. Anyway, HAPPY BDAY(s) MICKEY!

Happy BDAY!

Today is Michael Jackson's 50 bday! 

Happy BDay Michael, stay out of trouble (listen to the monkey) .

A little jammy jam in celebration. 

they may have forgotten the glow sticks.

I dont know why I am so obsessed with Mandela's 90th bday party. Its just that his guest list is insane. God probably debated on making an appearance. Granted, its no ragger....but as I stated b4, I cant even get my own friends to leave their houses for an open bar....let alone my bday.

Correction. Naomie Cambell was there. Coke in bathroom. Ecstasy in the coat closet. And anal orgy  in the kitchen blindfolded. RAGGER!!!!!!!