Hitler Q&A.

I answered...yes.

VIA certifiedbullshittech

The Linkdown: Hold over until the LOST finale review....

1. Is making the IPAD technology causing people to kill themselves? (Steve is currently putting his slave whip away, "Boy your name is Tobe.").

2. Speaking of the devil: Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates.

3. You Muslims and your "Monkey God". Yikes.

4. And THIS is why you don't steal purses from women.

5. "If you're in this building, you would need to take this angle to shoot the president...'": Hypothetical Obama assassination used to teach kids.

6. Marc Jacobs poses in his birthday suit in a new ad. Why pay someone else to be naked when you could do it yourself.

7. Bad Ass Way to Get Dressed.

8. Huggie Denim. Babies first skinny jeans.

9. The Fürer, in pink.

The Linkdown: LOST is tommorow.

1. A few Predictions for the Final Season of LOST.

2. The "Avatar is Merely Reviving The White Savior Stereotype," Theory. I'm not totally in....

3. Not only do I think she didnt deserve to win...but that bitch dropped it too.

4. Happy Palindrome Day! It's also my Granny's Bday. Yay!

5. No. Honestly.

6. PETA vs Sesame Street. You want the truth Elmo? You cant handle the truth!

7. Someone over at Pine Sole may be a little bit insensitive.

8. The 6 most bullsh*t jobs ever. Surprisingly...advertising is not one of them. If they only knew.

9.Taking a Ride with Hitler.

AIDS is like having sex with Hitler. Duhhhh!

A hot and heavy sex scene with Hitler....because AIDS is a mass murderer. The only comment I have is, why did it take so long for someone to make this Hitler-AIDS connection and execute it in an ad?

Wow. Check out the print executions here and here. Not the best photoshop I've seen in my life. At least the spot has that skinemax feel to it. I always wondered what Hitler's "O-face" looked like. All they are missing is Tom Cruise watching from a dark corner (in the name of scientology) and whispering "Valkerie was a great movie" to himself.  BTW, the spot may be a little NSFW. 

Agency: das comitee, Hamburg, Germany (allegedly)

VIA mediabistro

UPDATE: Video was taken down on youtube. Try to see it here. 

More Hitler Ads.

If I find them...I post them. This time Hitler is selling Tea. Anti-Stress Tea. I'm not sure stress was one of his problems, but tomato tomAHto.  

PS Is there like a book or reel of Hitler impersonators floating around the ad world? Cause it's kinda creepy that in all Hitler related ads, there is different talent. 

VIA copyranter

Condom Ad vs. Condom Ad vs. Condom Ad.

Who did it better? And by did, I mean...makes the least amount of sense?

1.

Copy Ranter claims that the agency and initiative responsible for the ad above had this to say about their new ads, "The campaign focuses on objects highly appreciated by homosexuals, using evocative symbols to offer the target audience a different take on the issue."

Cause that makes sense. The gays love their Chihuahuas like they love their penises and their cars and their little gay houses. Insult much?

2.
One Latex Condom suggests that you should wear a condom in order to...cut back on the evils of the world. 1) This suggests that everyone's sperm is evil, 2) Men inherently carry the gene of evil and 3) There is a strange implication of the age old argument of nature vs. nurture (<---this is a stretch...but that is me). Oh yeah...and there is a sensible Hitler reference. Wait...what the f*ck is going on again? But it would've been funny if they did a Bush one and had the sperms going the other way. Do you get it? Because they are dumb. Ba-dum-ching. 

3.

A seven minute PSA about....condoms I think. If it isn't, atleast there is some condom clip art, tele tubby, sing-a-long action to hold your interest. Good luck!

And the winner is......

I pick number THREE. What do you pick?

More Hitler Ads.

I do love myself a hitler ad. This one claims that AXE could make even the most hated man in history, the most desirable. Weak concept? Sure. Portfolio school art direction? Yes mam. But the most challenging hurtle I think, is that we all know that these women are only acting this way to stay alive. 

So what message are we really telling the pubescent teens of the world?

VIA VKmag

Bush Ads (I mean Satire Ads).

This print campaign for a Belgian satire magazine called HUMO may not be timely, funny or original, but there is something just right about including Bush in the line up with some of the world's bestest bad guys. Can I get an Amen?

via animalnewyork

Spoiler Alert.

Someone (you know who you are)tried to convince me to see the epic christmas blockbuster Marely & Me. Thank god I ran into these.

Yep. A real life vandal in LA just cut that movies earnings down a peg or two. But really....what did you think would happen? Dogs dont live for ever. Oh by the way... in the movie Valkyrie...Hitler comes back. 

VIA slashfilm

“That’s exactly what Hitler did in Nazi Germany and it’s exactly what the Soviet Union did...when he’s proposing to have a national security force that’s answering to him, that is as strong as the U.S. military, he’s showing me signs of being Marxist.”

- Georgia Congressman Paul Broun refering to Pres Elect Obama reign

Hate or fear?

VIA the news (lol)

check the merchandise, jaime.

(life lesson- take a good look at your rental boogie board before you use it...)

"Stupid is as stupid does."

-Forrest Gump

mccain supporters in soho new york?

wierd. 

P.S. Amazing layout aside, Hitler wishes he had the gusto that Obama has. 

via: Animalnewyork

another anti cigarette, cigarette ad.

"Smoking kills more" and its Hitler made out of the tops of cigarettes. Get it? Hitler kills and so do cigarettes. Surprise. This ad is made out of 13,000 real cigarettes-not photoshopped. Here it is being made(theres a nice little song that goes with it). Remember the last time I scolded the industry for buying thousands of cigarettes to make a point? Well, this is the same thing.

Its just so backwards in my mind. I dont understand it. Still...I do love myself a solid Hitler ad.