1. Is making the IPAD technology causing people to kill themselves? (Steve is currently putting his slave whip away, "Boy your name is Tobe.").2. Speaking of the devil: Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates.3. You Muslims and your "Monkey God". Yikes.4. And THIS is why you don't steal purses from women.5. "If you're in this building, you would need to take this angle to shoot the president...'": Hypothetical Obama assassination used to teach kids.6. Marc Jacobs poses in his birthday suit in a new ad. Why pay someone else to be naked when you could do it yourself.8. Huggie Denim. Babies first skinny jeans.9. The Fürer, in pink.