Obamaganda: Obama meets Spiderman.

In the upcoming issue of "The Amazing Spider-Man", Spidey saves Barack Obama on his Inauguration Day from an evil impostor and coincidentally this issue will be available on January 20th (what a coincidence).The first words uttered to the pres elect from the crime fighting arachnid: 

"Hiya, prez-elect! Loved ya in the debates."

:::crickets:::

Though usually a bit more witty, I'm sure Spidey just earned himself a hefty chunk of that economic stimulus check. 

On Creative Theft.

VIA andiamnotlying

Bush's "Snippy" Good Bye.

Incase you missed it (if you have a job, you missed it).



I'm sorry...did you just say that repulicans hate immigrants? Going out with a bang.

2008 Mashup.

DJ Earworm has put together this mashup of the top 25 Billboard Chart tracks of 2008. The video is alot cooler than any of the individual songs (save No One by Alicia Keys).

That is all. Go ahead...I give you permission to reminisce.

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“On that first day, we asked Springsteen, Bono and Garth Brooks within a period of 45 minutes and got three `yeses.’ We said, `This is going to be fun.’”

-George Stevens Jr., 

the producer of the Barack Obama inaugural celebration.

Damn, talk about star power. 

Sibling Rilvary.

pretty funny...find out more here. 

Designing a Religious Tale.

via aim chat:

devin: bible hex codes

josh: HAHA

josh: And Moses came to the #FF0000 Sea and he declared

devin: hahahahahahahhahaha

devin: omg

josh: < style="float:left;">

josh: and 

devin: HAHAHAHA

josh: < style="float:right;">

josh: And thus he entered Egypt land without encountering any rendering issues.

VIA madvortex

please take some time to look at the pic they originally attached.

Vag Cam (sorry....).

My first thought..."we did't get to see what the vagina sees when the freaky is happening (way more vulgar in my head)." Am I right? Anyone else think that? Or am I just a dirty old man? I mean...the Dutch made it...I expect retribution for my time.

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Hottie Flying Ads.

I like this ad for Virgin Atlantic. But I think it's just because I started flying as a kid back in the mid 80s and I do remember when the stewardesses where always pretty and super kind (like, kind, to a fault). But now a days.....(here's looking at you Delta). 

Then again...I was way cuter back in 1988.

Agency: RKCR/Y&R and Traktor 

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"I don’t believe in therapy. I believe you gotta walk it out, you gotta live it out…And sometimes you have to cry it out…I don’t believe in medication or painkillers. And I don’t believe in religion and giving it all up to Jesus.”

-Kanye West in a recent interview Vibe

I'll tell you what I believe. I believe Kanye will say anything he has to say to sell albums. Let's keep in mind that he was screaming religion to the high hills when "Jesus Walks" was making him that paper....

Flip flop (I know, love hate relationship...). 

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Funky Hip Hop Art.

Over 100 artists contributed to a new Beastie Boys themed exhibit entitled "Under the Influence" at Gallery 1988. The types of art are all over the place, but all of them are pretty awesome. 

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See some (alot) more here.

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Good Idea. Bad Idea.

Movie Edition:

Good Idea:
"Last House on the Left"

It's a remake. I didn't see the original, but everyone seems to be calling this one "soft" in comparison. But what ever...the only reason why this is a good idea, is because of the scene at the very end. Is it bad that I have always wondered what someone's head getting cooked in a microwave would look like? **Evil Smirk**

Bad Idea:
"Fighting" with Terrence Howard and Channing Tatum
Fighting trailer in HD

Terrence Howard impression aside (f*cking spot on), this looks like a sorry  mix of Step Up, You Got Served and Save the Last Dance- but there is no dancing. But the preview makes me think there will be dancing. But there isn't. I may have been too busy bopping my head to the generic hip hop beat to catch the grittiness of the underground fighting. But I did see that fly honey who surprisingly falls for the underprivileged white kid who can only afford to sleep in a twin sized bed. According to movie rules, Tatum should also have a negligent parent and a younger sibling that looks up to him. Remember when interesting movies about something use to be made? I don't. "Let's call the movie Fighting, because it about fighting."<<<

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7 Sacraments: The Linkdown.

1. Meet Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Cosby.

2. Palin just wont go away. Her and Ice Cold Couric should have a steel cage match. "Cause Katie...you aren't the center of the Universe." Meow...Cat fight.

3. There are certain things a mom just shouldn't know about their kids (especially a decade after their death). 

4.  Remember that Panda that is on When Animals Attack? Well...he is still attacking. But interestingly enough people aren't learning a lesson. Dont hug the f*ckin bear!

5. Ever wonder what a dildo with a cigarette looks like?

6. Youtube commentors are douchbags. If you are one...this is what you sound like. Douchbag. 

7. Coolio sorta had an orgy at the age of 12. Wait...why is he on Big Brother UK? Wait...is that Latoya Jackson?  

Enjoy!

How to lose your man card.

Rangers played the Capitols(???). A "fight" broke out between Ranger Marc Staal (???) and Caps player Alexander Semin (???). I would like to note, that I do know who the Rangers are (one point for me). 

And here I thought they wore all those pads because the sport was for rough and tough guys. It looks like Semin, might be lacking some semen. Bad-dum-ching, I'm here all week. 

 

“...all the prettiest kids are light skinned - normally”

- Neyo

Ewwwww...some things should stay in your head. Even if they are true. 

jk, jk, jk...lol.