Black and Sexy.

A Good Day to Be Black and Sexy. 

"This mix tape of deftly arranged vignettes serves as a dreamy celebration of the beautiful and chocolate coated. A sophisticated, knowing look at modern relationships, this is a sharply detailed, at times acid comedy about the (almost) universal problems of modern love"

I'll buy it. Just in time for V-day.

Trader Joe's Fan Commercial.

The only thing they didnt touch on was the beer selection...I feel like I'm in a foreign country when I'm buying beer at Trader Joe's. The video is quaint. They should pay the fan. No???

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The Linkdown.

1. The new Pepsi logo has something to do with physics and the earth's magnetic force. My highschool physics teacher just emailed me back. Father Corcaran's reply, "Pepsi is full of sh*t."

2. How to be a Good Wife in 1955. Somethings just shouldn't go out of style.

3. Selma Hayek ends world hunger. And for some reason...now I'm f*ckin starving.

4. True Life...I'm a Muppet!

5. This kid is f*cking high as a kite. "I feel funny...why is this happening to me?"LMAO

6. Obama got this guy fired. Thanks Obama!

7. Be Shepard Farley! Just make sure you don't use a copy righted image. 

There you go...a little something for everyone. You're welcome.

Covering Feb 2009.

Amazing!

Klum as ghost pooping!?!?

Im in love with Aubrey. 

Making the Band 4 starts tomm!!!

There you have it...American Culture in a nutshell.

Awwwwwwwwwwww.

What have you done to help the Kuala nation lately?

via dlisted

Dreamworld. Robin Thicke.

This is the best song on the album. I actually directed a video for it like 4 months ago...in my head. This one is almost as good as mine. "That'll do pig."  (reference movie...anyone?!?)

Ok...I guess I'm back. What can I say...sending my book out all day everyday is no fun. 

I could not be president.

The Obama media blitz. Below is our new president at a town hall meeting talking to real life people (talk about sh*t Bush could not do).



Julio makes me nervous...I think he is on something. I wouldve called security. BTW Julio...studying Communications may not the way to go in this economy. I heard Starbucks was doing great.

Retro Sex Ads.

These ads from Loducca in São Paulo, Brazil seem to be stirring up quiet the commotion. The copy claims that Except for AIDS, Nothing Has Changed. Use a condom.  

If we can let go fact that some things may have changed a bit; color photography, time, clothes, , furniture, sex toys, moving pictures, haircuts, pornography media outlets, and methods of impregnating and depregnating (not a word)...perhaps this is a plausible solution to telling teenage kids to wrap it before they tap it.  Perhaps...

But I get it. Sex is still sex.

VIA adsoftheworld

This is why Ad kids get all the chics.

A Valentines Day video song done by an CD at LA agency Ignited. Pretty funny. It's all inside ad jokes.

VIA adfreak

Dancing Ads.

It happens just like that. Chris Brown was recently accused of beating up his girlfriend with an Umbrella-ella-ella-a-a-a and Wrigley's pulls his commercial not even 24-hours after the alleged allegations. You know...that commercial where he is dancing with that pack of gum (not as easy as it looks). I jokingly said that this was going to happen, but DAMN that was quick.

And replaced it with Julian Hough(???) dancing with a pack of Juicy Fruit.

Retro Ads: Interwoven Esquire Socks = Sexy.

I need all the laughs I can get. Even retro inspired ones. 

via copyranter

Undercover Ads.

***this post is for those secure in their sexuality***

aka, dont click the links  if you're at work!

Are the American "PG-dom" ad rules slowly crumbling to the ground? Or is this just another NYC gay ad that seamlessly slipped through the cracks (no pun intended)? I found this on Adfreak, which claims that there are some media outlets out there that call these ads"raunchy, yet classy." There are even some weird commentors claiming Face to Face is "professional" and "classy." 

But aha, I figured it out. According to my research a.k.a (the rest of this campaign) , this day spa is really an All Male Bath House in disguise. And these ads are just gay porn. Who said we Americans aren't making progress? I mean...free tequila shots on Friday while you're getting a nice Anal bleaching done by a place called Face to Face...that's progress.

P.S. I'm not back...I'm just extra bored today. *Smiles*

Late Super Bowl Ad Review.

Careerbuilder.com...its gold.


Gold 4 Cash...best spot upgrade ever!!!


How weird is this? Im not to keen on the life-like Chester Cheetos...but when he said "Give daddy a kiss," to a falcon...I almost lost it.


I liked this one. It was whimsical.

This is smart and simple. But really...if you still have a job, I'm pretty sure you arent hating it ALL THAT MUCH....are you?

That is all. 

Christian Gear (more shirts).

The Passion of Christ Movment is selling ironic t-shirts. Hipsters and Christians rejoice. But in actuality becoming an "EX" homosexual and/or masturbator is unachievable and immature at best.

I want it: Black Ranger (Zach) Shirt.

mypartyshirt.com

And oh yeah...below is some of my student work. I still have more to put up (it takes forever to upload on personal internet speed)...so go ahead and judge me you professionals you.

http://shaunadwilliams.blogspot.com/