1. When you say 8 yr olds need a calender....which part of your brain says, "we need to get an ass shot of barbie"?2. New Jay and Usher song. Not sure what they are talking about, but it's Hot Toddy.4. Are you a douche....sure tell signs here.
5. The Annual Harley Rendezvous was held this past weekend...one word...CLASSY.
6. Flamethrower Vs. Fire Extinguisher. Epic Battle.7. "Real Dinosaurs" you think....and then you figure it out, and you feel again like that time you found out big bird wasn't really a bird. Sad and tricked.8. Wait...is the kid getting punished for smoking pot or watching porn?9. F*ck a beer hat.