Hot Chics: Deborah Ann Woll.

Full disclosure...the hottness confusion I experience when it comes to Joan Holloway and Christina Henddricks..... is the same internal struggle here with Deborah and Trueblood hottie Jessica. Jessica (on the show) is a new vampire and is super hot. Perhaps the confusion occur because they are both red heads.....Eh, whatever the case, Jessica is a vampire hottie.

"Not One Single Vampire."

Oh the people of America. I'm not sure who is worse...the dude talking about Vampires or the News station that aired it.

Besides...everyone knows garlic doesnt really keep Vampires away. It's a myth....duhhh. You are actually completely fucked if Vampires come to your town. Unless there is some type of truce, like in True Blood. Or Westley Snipes is your neighbor.

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Trueblood, VILF.

Fun teaser. Especially is you're a lesbian/bi-sexual.

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The return on Trueblood.

Zing. The perfect bday present from HBO!

You might as well check out some promo teasers aswell. Waiting Sucks.

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The Linkdown: It's never too late to get that last minute V-Day gift.

1. "My dick is sort of like a white supremacist." and more slightly racist pandering from John Mayer. Oh yeah, and her used the N-Word. (not how you keep your hood pass).

2. Ron English, meet PETA. PETA, meet Ron English.

3. With a little click of the mouse, MTV alters their logo, to reflect it's lack of music. But they are still called MTV.

4. 20 Interesting things about Valentine's day. (besides the 20 plus you'll be spending for a made up holiday).

5. Showing some love to this years MVP, in the Puppy Bowl.

6. Can you still call the show The Jersey Shore, if it's not in The Jersey Shore. Yes. BTW, these busters are getting paid a crap load of money to come back. And this is why American children are the stupidest in the world. (cant wait for season 2).

7. Fashion is...a Kobe Bryant gang bang. Take one (or 20) for the team.

8. The untold story of sensitive African American Vampires.

9. The Gods of love. The ones people dont talk about all that often.

The Tampon Vampire.

I'm not sure if it's real or not...but I dont think it really matters.  Vampires. Tampons. Absorbent. Get it?????

Chhhaaaa ching. We have a winner.

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"He's a pussy! He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires."

- says Stephen Moyer (Trueblood Vampire) 

about Rob Pattison (Twilight Vampire).

Awww sh******t. Let's get that Vampire fight on. My money is on Bill, though I know nothing about Twilight. BTW, the second season of Trueblood is getting good. Real good.  

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True Blood Season 2.

Trueblood is coming back in June. June, btw is the best month of all. 

 That is all.

Vamp Ads.

A billboard to promote the show Trueblood in Auckland, New Zealand. While its kinda clever, the fact that the wooden stakes are nailed to the wall makes this billboard kinda useless (but far more safe). I cant wait till Trueblood comes back.

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Vampires and fashion?

Fashion continues its violent streak with a new editorial shoot for an upcoming issue of Vogue France. Photographer Steven Klein was hoping to "pay homage to the Joker and vampires."

::crickets::

I am always interested in fashion photography. But in support of vampires...I think they have a bit more decency than these photos portray. Has no one seen Trueblood (or more historically, Buffy the WB series)?  

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I Love Vampire Flicks.

I also have a tendency to enjoy a good lesbian flicks. The thing about lesbians is that they aren't as consistent as say...dragons, ninjas or zombies. Lets face it, alot of lesbians are just drunk girls (or vampires) looking for attention or they are confused/fighting the system girls (or vampires) lacking a father figure when they grew up. If we found a way to work dragons, ninjas and zombies into this thong, we would have a pretty solid movie I think. Perhaps 300 Vampire Ninjas vs. Lesbian Zombies from Sin City doing battle on Middle Earth with Mary Poppins reffing. 

Can we say Oscar? 

P.S. In the meantime, here is the trailer for the new Street fighter movie based on Chung Li's life. I'm assuming that kids today are not into Street Fighter like those of the early 90's (me), but that preview was pretty weak and does not bring back the nostalgia needed for me to drop $12 on 42nd street. Unless they are trying to evoke the nostalgia I have for decent movies.

true blood.

Great opening credits to HBO's new show Trueblood.



On the show itself...well, its a far cry from the old Vampire flicks that we are all use to. There's an interesting spin as the show is about the assimilation of Vampires into a human dominated world. 

I don't have very much else to say about it. It's no WB's Buffy the Vampire Slayer...but still, this is some bad ass opening credits.