1. Women have worked so hard for equal rights...and then someone tells you that you need to wash your vagina to get a raise.2. Happy BDay to MJ. Miss you man.3. A fatal death only Glenn Beck could deserve.4. Pizza Hut makes Korean girls want to dance.5. Snookie's boyfriends proposed to her...through a cover and photo spread of a real live magazine. This is important because....now fame and talent mean nothing.6. Things get a little weird when agencies start connecting back to school with high school nude art classes (whisper: that doesnt happen in real life--anywhere).8. I DO NOT understand why this didnt make it big.9. Brittany Spears is staying relevant. In China.