Things People Our Age Think About.

You know when you have those random thoughts. But you don't say them outloud, because you don't want people to think less of you as a human being? Yeah....that's what this post is about. Below is a list of those thoughts. Ironically, I stole this from a blog called thebrownshaun, which kinda confuses me because all my life I have been the brown Shaun. (<---random thought)

1-I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
2-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.
3-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
4-I don’t understand the purpose of the line, “I don’t need to drink to have fun.” Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they’ve invented the lighter?
5-Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
6-That’s enough, Nickelback.
7-I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
8-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
9-Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn’t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft.
10-There is a great need for sarcasm font.
11-Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.
12-I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it. (I felt this way with Ghostbusters 2 recently).
13-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
14-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
15-I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired. 

16-Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.

17- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.

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I have highlighted my favorites. And about nintendo, blowing got the dust off...everyone knows that. See the full list here...

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