Beef. Mos Def.

What is Beef? Take a listen.



This, is real Hip Hop.

Let's Celebrate.

While thousands of people are loosing their jobs, their dignity and their dreams due to the fat cat antics of a few greedy Wall Street punks and bankers, you must excuse me if I have not paid enough (or any)homage to Black History month. Especially when I am one of those thousands of sacrificial lambs. But it's important that you know that this is not the case everywhere else in the country: let's celebrate collard greens, pork hocks, and bologna.

Sad.

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Which news person would you rather be?

The Gay Weatherman

or

CNN Penis Lover


????

Both have a considerable amount of embarrassment attached to them. Thoughts? Opinions?

Someone Missed the Bus.

Somewhere in Atlanta (apparently the legal resting place for 90s black artists in general) former Kris Kross member Chris “Mac Daddy” Kelly was spotted just chillin at some park. I remember as a kid helping my step sister cut Kriss Kross posters out of magazines and applying them to the wall with the greatest of admiration. He has Alopecia which is why he is balding. So we cant laugh at that. However, we can laugh at the fact that my man still wears his pants backwards. Go hard or go home, i guess....

Come on...lets go back in time.....

 

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I'm just not that into...

Valentines Day.

G.I. Joe

Emmhmmm, I'm excited (yes, in THAT way).

“These people are stupid...Look at how NBC is struggling. You would think they would make some changes and be talking about trying to get another ‘Cosby’ kind of show. But they would probably die before putting another show on about a black family and black pride.”

- Bill Cosby

Same old angry Cosby or simply keeping it real?

Black and Sexy.

A Good Day to Be Black and Sexy. 

"This mix tape of deftly arranged vignettes serves as a dreamy celebration of the beautiful and chocolate coated. A sophisticated, knowing look at modern relationships, this is a sharply detailed, at times acid comedy about the (almost) universal problems of modern love"

I'll buy it. Just in time for V-day.

Trader Joe's Fan Commercial.

The only thing they didnt touch on was the beer selection...I feel like I'm in a foreign country when I'm buying beer at Trader Joe's. The video is quaint. They should pay the fan. No???

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The Linkdown.

1. The new Pepsi logo has something to do with physics and the earth's magnetic force. My highschool physics teacher just emailed me back. Father Corcaran's reply, "Pepsi is full of sh*t."

2. How to be a Good Wife in 1955. Somethings just shouldn't go out of style.

3. Selma Hayek ends world hunger. And for some reason...now I'm f*ckin starving.

4. True Life...I'm a Muppet!

5. This kid is f*cking high as a kite. "I feel funny...why is this happening to me?"LMAO

6. Obama got this guy fired. Thanks Obama!

7. Be Shepard Farley! Just make sure you don't use a copy righted image. 

There you go...a little something for everyone. You're welcome.

Covering Feb 2009.

Amazing!

Klum as ghost pooping!?!?

Im in love with Aubrey. 

Making the Band 4 starts tomm!!!

There you have it...American Culture in a nutshell.

Awwwwwwwwwwww.

What have you done to help the Kuala nation lately?

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Dreamworld. Robin Thicke.

This is the best song on the album. I actually directed a video for it like 4 months ago...in my head. This one is almost as good as mine. "That'll do pig."  (reference movie...anyone?!?)

Ok...I guess I'm back. What can I say...sending my book out all day everyday is no fun. 

I could not be president.

The Obama media blitz. Below is our new president at a town hall meeting talking to real life people (talk about sh*t Bush could not do).



Julio makes me nervous...I think he is on something. I wouldve called security. BTW Julio...studying Communications may not the way to go in this economy. I heard Starbucks was doing great.

Retro Sex Ads.

These ads from Loducca in São Paulo, Brazil seem to be stirring up quiet the commotion. The copy claims that Except for AIDS, Nothing Has Changed. Use a condom.  

If we can let go fact that some things may have changed a bit; color photography, time, clothes, , furniture, sex toys, moving pictures, haircuts, pornography media outlets, and methods of impregnating and depregnating (not a word)...perhaps this is a plausible solution to telling teenage kids to wrap it before they tap it.  Perhaps...

But I get it. Sex is still sex.

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