Show Me Your Teeth. Lady Gaga.

Ok, I know not 2 weeks I was talking ish about Lady Gaga being too crazy...but I had a really rough day yesterday that consisted of nothing but straight idea producing for like 8 hours striaght. A friend of mind suggested that I listen to Lady Gaga's album and even if I dont truly like it...it would be entertaining enough to keep me going. And....it worked. But with a side effect: I think this song is kinda awesome- or atleast catchy as all hell. And I've seen Gaga perform....she/he is a real performer that can actually sing. Impressive.

Oh yea...she did bust her ass a little performing this song live in Montreal the other day. Oh, and then he/she fell again. He/she stayed down the second time...must of clipped it. Ouuucchhh. 

Ewwww, busted.

Barack needs to watch himself. I think Michelle could strong arm him any day. Don't let that little french dude get you caught up....(I think that's the french prime minister...).

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Graceful.

Fashion Week 09.  This chic busted her ass.

She is only 15. Panty shot- how horrible.

That is all. 

Gr8!

Meet Elizabeth Frisinger . She is 18. She just lost her virginity and is oh so proud of it. So proud that she immeadiatly texted her friend to tell her about it. She was on her high school senior year school vacation. And apparently lost it on a beach. AND...she claims to have had a good time. Unfortunatly...she was a little too excited and sent that text message to the wrong person- her dad. Whoopsi!

I could simply call her stupid...but really, she is just a product of the times. Back in my day losing your virginity was a major task in-and-of itself. We certainly would not be doing it on a beach. Now a days kids are so creative and nontraditional. Also back in my day, cell phones were just getting cool. I certainly was not texting anyone. I had to call, think and talk. Touch screen was the Future. So...she scored big in 2008! Got over excited while using her iphone. And texted quit possibly the last person you would want to text (as a girl) about loosing their virginity. It could happen to anyone.

You gotta watch those iphones.

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"How'd it Look"

Viking's tightend, Visanthe Shianco has his first interview after finding out that FOX news showed his private parts on national TV last Sunday.

Shianco: "Is it all over the Internet?"

Reporter: "Oh, yeah."

Shianco: "WHAAAAAT...Are you serious?"

After a few other quips between the female interviewer and interviewee...

Shianco: “How’d it look?”

Strangely, I'm pretty sure I would've asked the exact same question.

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D.A.R.E. gone wrong.

I might send this to Plaxico's attorney. It could literally happen to anyone people...anyone! 

"I am the only one in this room, that I know of, professional enough to carry this glock(sp?) 40." 

Email to my CW:
-"That guy is all man."
-"Minus the smart part."
-"Intelligence doesn't make a man...a gun does."

-"And a beard. That's what he was missing." 
 

At first I thought he did it on purpose (syyyck!!!!), he is a f*ckin dumbass cop. So many dummies...not enough good ones. A loaded gun in a school...come on dude??? 

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This is nothing like how it happens on Madmen.

Sex in your office theoretically seems like a good idea. I mean...it can be pretty kinky and spontaneous and all that. It always seems to go smoothly in pornos. But in real life....not so much. People actually end up catching you. Video taping you. People get fired. And mayhem ensues...even at a liberal work offices around the world called ad agencys.

"It was my cell phone, so my co-worker was snapping pictures with his iPhone and I was taping with my cell phone and there was a third guy who was just watching. It was like the Little Rascals just peeping over the wall giggling and running away and then coming back. It lasted about a good 20 minutes."

-an interview with the actual videographer (a creative with an iphone) of Deep Desk Dickin' 3.

So whats the lesson here?

• If you are going to have sex at work, make sure you have your own office.
  
• The best viral videos involve good content (office sex).
  
• Iphones get you in trouble.
• Switching positions every now and then is a good thing.
  
• Creatives are always the first to get fired.
  

and there are so many more....whatcha got?

Here is the actual video.

Reason why you are not in the video, here.

I really wish I knew what agency this was. I have my book ready...

Dreams do come true.

the perfect wedding.


via http://www.socialedisturbed.com/

a typo.

Hundreds of absentee ballots sent to voters in New York State’s Rensselaer County, near Albany, were printed with Barack Obama’s last name spelled as “Osama." 

County elections officials tell the newspaper that it was a typo that made it by three rounds of proof-readers. They also said the error affected just a few hundred voters, and that they will re-send corrected ballots on request.

Three rounds of proof readers? 

 1. I find it funny that my agency's proof reader is more efficient than the governments.

2. Just a little fyi, on my keyboard, the "S" key, is no where near the "B" key. Im just saying...

myspace martyr.

The definition of the term martyr via wiki:  (Greek μάρτυς martys "witness") is most commonly used today to describe an individual who sacrifices their life (or personal freedom) in order to further a cause or belief for manyI know.

I know, I'm late with this...but Levi Johnston (Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol's baby daddy) had a myspace page before he was yoked up by the republican party and turned into a beacon of morality and Christendom. Oh...and tricked into a new tattoo.

It read as follows:

"I'm a f**kin' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some sh*t and just f**kin' chillin' I guess. Ya f*ck with me I'll kick ass.....I don't want kids."

No kids huh? Whoopsi.......

While the media is entertaining the public questioning  whether Palin can handle her family and being the VP at the same time (in today's time this is known as sexism) and a relevant rhetorical scenario has been brought to light- IF OBAMA HAD A 16 YR OLD KNOCKED UP BY  A THUG within the same equivalence of Levi's myspace page-WOULD HE (OBAMA) HAVE A CHANCE?- I personally feel bad for this Levi kid. He definitely got the short end of the stick. Because if you think he had a choice about whether he was going to get married and have a baby....I think you are sorely mistaken. He is in fact the Republican mascot....ST LEVI of Alaska. Someone should build him a shrine and get to worshipping.  

Gotcha B*TCH! 

morning whoopsi.

that would explain alot.
verbal accident, missprint or purposeful republican slander? You decide. 


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the show must go on.

riddle me this batman....what do you do when your co-star/singer drops to the floor in the middle of a performance in Sydney Australia?
Well...if you're K-Ci from  K-Ci and JoJo (hit r&B group of the early 90s...still pushing the same ole slow song)...you continue singing as if nothing happened (see 1:50).


And then...as if this is a regular happening....have the bodyguard come pick up the mic and keep it movin. And then....30 seconds later after Jojo scrapes himself off of the floor.....make sure you push him to the front of the stage and make him wave to the audience like a puppet on strings...cue hug.

I find it odd that the lyric "you pick me up when I was down" are in the background. Was this a literal interpretation?

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...since the what?

then what exactly are we doing in Iraq right now?

We must me playing hop scotch and building sand castles...again.

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(I definetly had to look up the meaning of Sagacious, lol)

precarious and urgent...is the need for a geography lesson.

I was going to ignore this...I swear I was. I dont want this blog to be a battle ground for political "which side are you for" warfare. But after I saw the video...I just had to post.

"Iraq-Pakistan border". Ewwww, oh yeah and then there's Iran. 

Now, I dont know that much about the geography of the middle east myself...but I think there are a few fundamental differences between Mccain and I.

1. I am not running for President of a nation.

2. In an interview....I wouldn't ever bring up a country's "name", let alone their borders... unless a map was right infront of me.

3. The word "precarious" would not blow my mind in regular conversation.

Im just saying...

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