Halo Cloud over Moscow...who cares?

People are going ga ga-gooo goo bat sh*t crazy over some cloud formation that is hovering over Moscow. And as much as I want to say it's some Independence Day type of thing and Russia totally deserves it....this Meteorologist from FOX explains it....

And yes, I just did that. I just combined to the 2 most untrustworthy sources on earth: Fox and Meteorologists. Ha ha.

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DISCLAIMER: If this was the beginning of District 9 in real life....then I would care. 

A little January, in October.

Speaking of Betty from Madmen. January Jones (who names their kid after a month?) just did a sexy spread in the upcoming issue of GQ. I'm not claiming her as a hot chick, because Joan has that show on lock for sexy....that's Joan from the show, not Christina Henddricks...

Don't get me wrong. January is a looker. But like I said before, Im not into blonds. Also, if you want to read, she use to date Ashton Kutcher who told her she should quit acting because she wasn't good enough. Which kinda confuses me because 1. she seems to do her job very well on the show and 2. Ashton Kutcher's break out role was in Dude Where's My Car and his next great accomplishment has yet to be released. So.....

Side Note: Other possible titles for this post....Getting Hot in January, It's Not the New Year but it still Sexy & Betty's Got Some Ample Boobs (<== my personal fav)

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Blackface is really in now.

French Vogue decided to do blackface. I mean....I'm kinda at a loss for words here. Why didn't they just hire black models? Beacause they are trying to be offinsive and stir up controversy with no regard to the impact of an entire culture, a history of struggle and/or the possible backlash. But that is the very definition of the racial divide, in and of itself. It's like last weeks episode of Madmen, when Betty Draper said Civil Rights wasn't meant to happen at that particular moment in time. I got really irrate and yelled "slut" at the tv like she was real person. It's that indifference that always surprises me. It's never the act itself. It's the indifference. 

I can hear the editors say now....

"Oh yea...we didnt know that was still an issue." 

You f*cktards, it's always an issue. 

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I Love this Type Treatment.

And I too know nothing about it. 

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Sex Therapy. Robin Thicke.

New music by Robin Thicke. Go ahead...have the sex. I won't judge.

Art is...

"Most people use paintbrushes and other drawing utensils to compose their art on canvases and paper. Cheeming Boey on the other hand, uses a Sharpie and depicts his art on Styrofoam cups. Ever since 2006, Boey started drawing on foam cups as a hobby and has now turned into a serious business. Each cup takes a few hours to several months to create and is sold for hundreds of dollars around the world."

...whatever you want it to be. See more here.

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OK, this is kinda funny.

Allegedly, someone broke into Stevie Wonders twitter account (blank stare) and posted this. I mean....as f*cked up as it is. When I first saw it...I chuckled.

Blame the idea of twitter. Not me.

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Happiness.

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Huh Wha.

Jeans that uhhh....well they, they.....ummmmm. They make scantely clad chic pop up all over the place. Yea. On the next episode of When Fashion Ads Dont Try...

Agency: Armando Testa in Turin, Sveden

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Because I know you wanted it.

So if you don't know. I have a bit of an addiction to the show Real House Wives of Atlanta. I don't want to get too into it, but Kim Zolciak (the infamous white girl who no one really likes) made a song this season and used another housewife, Candi (former member of girl group Escape) to make the song....not bad. Now, Kim has no talent what so ever. She certainly cannot sing. But she drinks wine and smokes like a champ. She has a sugar daddy named Big Pappa. She wears a really bad wig. She is always dropping ridic amounts of money...but has no job. And she's not really a wife, per se. But without her, the show would be lop sided and just not as entertaining. 

And that's why I support this endeavor completely. And this song will be on my ipod tomm. 

"...But as I go deeper I'm discovering as Black people around the world & African Americans we are so indelibly linked to American culture and world culture it is almost impossible to not find our connections, inspiration, influence and involvement in virtually every aspect of American life. We go hard –– we go deep."

- Craig, from KMBA

Epic, epic statement. And true. A catch 22, and what alot of America doesn't understand. 

The Linkdown.

1. Every Kanye Sample, ever. See where Kanye gets his beats from. It's 10 minutes long, but it's eye opening. Does it explain his crazy? No. But it's pretty cool. 

2. Queen Oprah will fire anyone who gets their "O" on, in her property. Unemployment line for sex? That's not right.

3. I already crossed Australia off of my places to go-list a long time ago. This is one of the reasons. OK....you got me, it's the only reason. 

4. That Husky said "I Love You."  

5. Barack Obama can literally solve any problem.

6. I tried to get my education on, and watch the discovery of Manhatten and it's landscape ecology 400 years ago, but all I could think of..was how cheap the rent was back then. 

7. Ralph Lauren got called out for super skinny model also known as photoshopped  head on a stick. 

8. The mother of all stereotypes. 

9. What a surprise, Michelle Obama is the decendent of slaves. Get out.....I have the NYTs next breaking story, the sky is blue. Whaaaa?!?!?!

10. A raptor Jesus Tattoo you say???

Halloween Countdown Prt 3: The Slut Pup.

Everyone knows that Halloween is that special time of year when girls can get away with dressing like sluts and skanks. And we dont question them. Inversly so, we are allowed to oggle and harass them, and that's ok too. Well now, you can your pup involved. Introducing, Doggy Slutty Costumes. 

Go ahead...throw that dog a bone. 

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Toy Story 3 Trailer.

I cant believe that kid just threw away his toys like that. In my room at home-home I still have all my toys from my childhood stored away in my closet. I just dont have the heart to chuck them. Anyway, this is the trailer....enjoy.

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Covering Oct.

Marg is just trying to get a little cash on the side. And Hugh is getting old and senile...reality and fiction are the same to him. 

Hey...it's Kobe.

Penelope Cruz has to be the most known actress in the game, known for nothing in particular. And she still cant loose that thick ass accent. Her and Selma Hayeck...

I mean...Heidi Klum has adjusted. 

Only a model can still have a flourishing career, even though everyone in the world knows they are a coke head. Meanwhile unemployment is sky high. 

ESPN's Body Issue. Serena posses naked- she is one of six athletes that will be gracing the cover.  I'm on the fence about this particular shot....