10.14.2008

f*ck football...take 2.

ok...I have good news. And then I have more good news. 

Remember when I was pondering the realness of the Lingerie Football League (LFL)?  I was filled with doubt. Because...well, you know, with all the bizzare marketing out here...you can get caught up. 

Well, CNN just did an interview on it. So its real.



Real awesome!!!!
Who do you think I need to talk to, to be a towel boy?

blue bull balls.

someone spray painted the bull in Wall Street to have blue balls.  
And almost immeadialty, I felt bad for the big guy. That's some painful ish.

banned ads for no reason.

the people of the UK have spoken. another one bites the dust. With 32 official complaints (that's whopping),"Viewers complained the adverts condoned teenage pregnancy and under-age sex." I however, thought it was funny. The spot is trying to promote an alternative to water with this rebellious Cactus Kid character and his white trash girlfriend  (no worries, I'm in the clear for usage of the term white trash - as a native Texan gave me the authority). 
But the Brits seem to be missing the blatant flaw in logic. Besides this being a fake movie trailer, with a make believe character made from a cactus....the simple fact that cacti cannot have sex...should put an end to this debate. Unless there is cactus protection. And specialized cactus KY gel. Or was the cactus sperm artificially inseminated? 

Exactly. 32 people across the pond didn't have enough tea and crumpets for the day and just wanted to cause a ruckus. Because lord forbid you spend less time quipping up letters of complaint, and more time talking to your kids about...hmmm, I don't know, maybe sex. 

BTW, this is still a bad ad. I get the hyperbole, but Who doesn't like water?

Walk It Out.

ok...so I have this soft spot. It's comparative across the board, but in particular...I can always enjoy a good dubbed over music video. Especially when its to a rap song. 
This...is genius. 

columbus day.


3pm, 10/13

Mom: "Did you go to the columbus day parade."
Me: "Ummmm... parade? I just got out of bed."


I hope your holiday was as perfect as mine.

10.12.2008


"....the dirtiest campaign in American history."
-Cindy McCain 

Hmmmmm....

you betta sang....

August Rush....I just finished watching this movie. It's like the feel good movie of the century. Great for a boring Saturday at home. Its about this music mutant or something...
But this little girl.....she can sang....
Sang.......Jamia Simone Nash...you better sang.....

10.11.2008

_ _ _ _ _ ads.

I will let you guess what type of ads these are...

see them in full here. I'll give you a hint though
...the ads contain PENIS.



Agency: Troy, Brussels, Belgium

Womanizer. Britney Spears.

the fact of the matter is....I refused to me beat out my 20/20.
My Spears video premier uncensored.

Apparently, she is back and causing everyday people to break out into dance moves. This video however, kinda scared me. She basically f*cks with that dude for like 4 minutes and then, at the end I'm pretty sure she killed him. Am I right....?

I know...I know, how main stream of me to even acknowledge pop culture with an entire post. You're just gonna have to suck it up. I just needed some soft ice cream. Deal with it.  

a typo.

Hundreds of absentee ballots sent to voters in New York State’s Rensselaer County, near Albany, were printed with Barack Obama’s last name spelled as “Osama." 

County elections officials tell the newspaper that it was a typo that made it by three rounds of proof-readers. They also said the error affected just a few hundred voters, and that they will re-send corrected ballots on request.

Three rounds of proof readers? 
 1. I find it funny that my agency's proof reader is more efficient than the governments.
2. Just a little fyi, on my keyboard, the "S" key, is no where near the "B" key. Im just saying...

10.10.2008

take a few minutes to checkout the direction america is heading in right now.


"Kill Him".
that's called a mob people. A mob.


Mccain smiles and continues speaking as the crowds yells "terrorist" and "traitor" in between is speaking points.



3:09, a little boy says "And you need gloves to touch him."




People, nay...citizens of the United States, truly think that in 2008, a candidate running for the president of the United States, is a terrorist. So much so, that McCain is forced to defend his opponent and then have the audience turn on him. 

"I don't trust Obama," an elderly woman said at McCain's rally today. "I have read about him. He's an Arab." 

That, is some scary sh*t.


Universal Mind Control. Common ft. Pharrell Williams

yo, truly....Common is f*ckin cool. I would give my life, just to chill with him for like, one day.

Wicked! He's got a new album dropping.....Am I the only one excited about this?

P.S. Did you guys notice...the zune? Whatever Pharrell, mr. "I'm a PC."

these are nice.



UK illustrator, Russ Mills

minority advertising.

one of the things they tell you in ad school, is not to get caught up in "segmented" agencies when looking for a real job. You know...the phrama, the minority, the B2B...yada, yada, yada. But sometimes, I think minority based ads really hit the spot. It's about more than simply putting the minority in an ad and tacking on some urban slang. You really have to draw on a real cultural connection. And they did that in the spot below. Mary J. Blidge, in every part of here life....that's a cultural heart string. This ad was made by someone who understands the culture. Check the expressions on each of the Marys....it's on point.

And for the record....it is smart, relevant minority targeted advertising like this spot, that makes me cringe when I am forced to watch hispanic puppets sing for 30  secpnds. And you know what else.....putting a pack of gum in Chris Brown's premature dancing hands, isnt cutting it either. 


That's called...stepping up your game.

Agency: Sanders/Wingo

the truth about vegans.

Makes me wonder....what about those vegetarians?