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This is Nice.

"Let's knock out the psychobabble...this guy was a pervert, a child molester; he was a pedophile. And to be giving this much coverage to him, day in and day out, what does it say about us as a country? I just think we're too politically correct."

-Long Island Republican, Peter King.

Diresspectful and wrong. Completely wrong. I could say something completely bias, evil and inconsiderate about people from LI, but my mom taught me about commonsense. I debated posting this because I didn't want to give this guy the time of day...but evil should be seen, heard and judged.


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"Whatever the hawks of the media choose to write, it is clear that Rolex played a major role in Owen Wilson’s recovery..wearing a Rolex Submariner and attending Rolex Benefits helped Owen Wilson realize his life was valuable and worth living. Once again, the precision and quality of a Rolex proves to be a lifesaver in more ways than one."

- a Rolex website (i.e. some soulless PR monkey).

Holy sh*t. Is it legal to make such an absurd suggestion in public? This watch right here will cure cancer...you just need a couple thousand. 

Keith on Prop 8.

Liberal holding house, MSNBC's  Keith Olbermann delivered a "special comment" this evening devoted to the passage of Proposition 8.

"You want to sanctify marriage? You want to honor your God and the universal love you believe he represents? Then Spread happiness -- this tiny, symbolic, semantical grain of happiness -- share it with all those who seek it. Quote me anything from your religious leader or book of choice telling you to stand against this. And then tell me how you can believe both that statement and another statement, another one which reads only "do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

-Keith Olbermann

"Breast Is Best"

In the wake of some Swiss restaurant proclaiming they will use human breast milk to make a majority of their meals, PETA got a bright ideas. They made a personal request that Vermont based Ben & Jerry's hop on the same band wagon and start making their ice cream from human tit milk, instead of cow.

:::blank stare into the distance:::

While I think we should file this bright idea right next to the genius of dictatorship and turkey burgers, PETA probably thought that the hippies in Vermont would completely cave in as they sat there in their baked out office at the end of some magical rainbow. I all actuality...Ben was ok with the idea....but Jerry had worked in a real life office before and could recall the "milking" room in the office. It's stale sour smell brought make some not too good old memories. 

I kid, but B&J did respond.... "We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child."

Sounds like someone is debating a new flavor. I, on the other hand will be sticking to Strawberry Cheesecake (formally Primary Berry...4 years ago at this time). Anyway...I had some free time on my hands....so I've redesigned their packaging for them. I'm no designer....so don't judge...look at the concept. 

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New And Improved.

Line: A whole new type of natural. 

The line needs work, I know.

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UPDATE: I have some design competition.