The Linkdown.

1. Getting this for my girlfriend. Because breast support is key when sleeping. Am I right ladies?

2. Wait a minute. You want me to play tennis in this military Jacket. I'd rather an Aggassi Armband.

3. Kick Push, in the White House.

4."Forget about pizza...we specialize in huts." Classic example of, when conference buzz words, should stay at the conference.

5. Just incase you cant chop your finger off yourself. 

6. Feed the Birds...toppings a bag. Toppings. Toppings. Toppings...a Baaaagggg. Loose a finger.

7. Hadji never had a logo on his turban, but if he worked for the MTA he might have to. 

8.Barack Obama is here to save the day!

9. In Japan, it's cool to look like the Elephant Man.