Toyz Noize

By Pogo. The same guy who did that Alice in Wonderland remix.

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Genius.

Why is this just now happening?

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You KNow, You KNow. Drake.

Damn this kid. I just need him to put out one horrible track. Wheel Chair Jimmy....one bad track.

The Linkdown.

1. So, The Situation has his own song. It sound like a gay club anthem. But on another note...can you guys believe how "famous" this cast is getting. They get way more fame cred than even the Real Worlds in the early 90's did.

2. Pin-Up calenders for radiologist. Mmmmm, sexy pelvic bone.

3. Megan Fox, f*cking a Megan Fox Mannequin makes my loins confused. Creepy or Hot?

4. Gay Couple win Prom King and Queen (King) at NY high school. Strides.

5. BP Executive spill Coffee. And handle it in the same way they did with that oil stuff.

6. F*ckin dept collectors. Take that...take that...take that.

7. Mr. T is getting that steady paycheck Good for him.

8. Sex in the City 2....the best review of anything I've read to date.

9. Obama's "official words on BP." Is it a little too late? Mayhaps.

"People are always trying to ruin people's lives by telling lies. If you want to really fuck up people's lives...tell the truth."

- TrueBlood (Season 3)

On Melancholy Hill. The Gorillaz.

Awesome.

I dont know about you, but these are the realist paintings I've ever seen. Talent. By artist Kevin Peterson.

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You know what this blog has been missing?

A post about bacon. Introducing rainbow colored bacon. As the writer at geekologie so aptly put it, "it looks like a unicorns vomited right next to your bacon." Delicious multicolored bacon.

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Sex Toy Ads, that dont make sense.

"Now With Stronger Vibrations."

Get it? The vibrating penis ring made the water ripple. Simple right? Wait....that's not it at all. Whaaaa???? On a different note, 40 minutes of my junk vibrating does not sound like a good time to me.

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The Under-respresented Curves.

I know...it's a little early for sexy posts....but I had to get this up. Everyone is infatuated with T&A. Here's a new angle to take in.

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Drinking with Football.

I've always know that the World Cup was a big deal in other countries. I'm not too sure when it became so grand here in the US. I missed that stepping stone. I think it has something to do with drinking on a Saturday. Anyway, here is Budwieser taking thier commercial stand at it.

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SIDE NOTE: This is my first real day as 26. And it's gross.

June 12.

June 12 is the 163rd day of the year (164th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 202 days remaining until the end of the year. Other things happened too. But the most important...I was born on this day. I'm off to medieval times.

This is the song I dedicate to myself for this very special day. My life is the opposite.

The "C*nt" Word Princess.

13 yr olds... today. I remember my usage of curse words when I was a kid. When I got really really mad at my parents, i would lock myself up in my room and curse...just loud enough for me to hear, but not one else. lol. I feel like commonsense would tell you not to say the C-word infront of grown ups. Especially, grown ups on national tv.

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Covering June 12th

Hard Abs huh?

Why is your face smaller than you boobs?

How About 26 Jameson shots. Yea Man!

Holy Sh*T.

This is a "person not of the day" post. Did you see this (warning, imagery not for the faint of heart or stomach)? Now...I have got not love of what matadors do to animals in the name of culture- though I would go to a bull fight if I were in spain- but what happened to this famous matador (???), is ridic. And then he lived through it. There's video on the link too.

I almost puked.

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