The Linkdown.

1. Switzerland apparently has a large...I mean small, no large unprotected sex problem, for boys under the age of 12.

2. Great achievements in parenting.

3. Lindsey Lohan is suing etrade. And simultaneously admitting to milkaholism.

4. Alice in Wonderland vs Avatar.

5. PETA thinks Sea World is a prison. But what happens when whales drop the soap.

6. Tron Trailer here. Go.

7. Everything you need to know about Dino Sex. Discovery channel comes through in a clutch, every time.

8. Rhianna in a robo-threesome. Yep, things are getting a lil nutty.

9. Geeks now have an Anthem.

And God said, "Let there be a New Iron Man Trailer."

And it was done.

Covering March.

I'm almost positive that Ive posted this cover already. But it's my blog. SO you have to deal. Hottness.

Did they just call a kid a cross dresser?

Kirsten Dunst hasnt been cute since "Interview with a Vampire."

Michael Douglas, I mean this with the upmost respect....take your old ass back to Bermuda. It's called retirement.

You see....I knew all along that Jack from Will and Grace was gay in real life. He was too good an actor. Lol.

You better go ahead and get your career going. F*ck those other Mean Girls hoes...

Stunning cover.

Shaun White. I'm not sure why everyone dislikes him. But he spells his name right...so he's ok in my book. Granted, he is a day walker.

Dont call it a comeback. Oh wait....do.

I pick Emotionally Stable and Good Looking.

What do you pick?

Pursuit Of Happiness. Kid Cudi feat. MGMT & Ratata

On the fence about this one....

sneaker Swag: Summer Must.

It has been a really long time since I have had an immediate reaction to kicks. Even with my staple shoe (black on black chucks) I originally gave second thought to. But I love these.

The Non-Dyed comes correct with a buttery, premium, full-grain leather upper that is soft, supportive and extremely comfortable. The pebbled, white midsole will be instantly recognizable to die hard basketball sneaker fanatics while the herringbone outsole is still perfectly suited for perfecting your sky hook in the paint if your headed for the courts rather than the streets. Branding is minimal and limited to the contrast stitched 3-Stripes and an embossed Trefoil on the tongue. Initially available in a range of colorways including Uniform Blue, University Red and Black – look for these at your local adidas Consortium retailer beginning March 13th, 2010.

I love love love love the blue ones. I actually might start a summer quest for them. Sh*****t, I deserve it. Ok adidas. I see you (like the Na'vi tribe says it).

VIA broccolicity

Oscars 2010 Review.

This is becoming somewhat of a common thing to do. As usual, I will highlight the few part of an award show (the Oscars 2010) that caught my eye and/or I remember--and that's saying alot, cause this show was like 5 hours long. Here's a list of the winners. Let's get into it...and then get out.

-There are alot of haters out there taking jabs at Zoe Saldana's dress. Just to clarify for all those normal women sipping on the hater-aid, the confusion lies in the fact that you, yourself are not hot enough to pull the look off. Dont project....

-Charliz Theron let the world know of her love for Cinnamon buns.

And that's cool.

-Remember when Ben stiller dressed up like an Avatar in a tux and presented an award for a category that Avatar wasn't even nominated for? Very funny. James Cameron didn't even crack a smile. Dude your are rich-learn to laugh at yourself.

- Certified Pros Thoughts hot chic Amanda Seyfried showed why she made the list.

Big Love...that's what she said.

- As it turns out Bea Author and Farrah Faucet are not dead.

- I love a good JLo booty shot as much as any one else, but the bubble wrap dress was not flattering to any curve of her body. And if I were there...I wouldve been trying to pop bubble the whole night.

- George kept shooting looks like the one above at the camera Sunday night. I kinda wish I knew him in person. He seems cool.

- So that explains why the hosts were so bad. Besides that part where Steven Martin called Sarah Jessica Parker anorexic. Did anyone else catch that?

- And finally, I had to search long and hard for this one....but Christina Hendricks breast did indeed watch the Oscars. I couldn't bear talking about and award show and NOT mention them...I mean her.

That's it. Back to out regularly scheduled programing.

Happy BDay Barbie.

Happy bday Barbie. Things have changed for you over the years, but you are still the hottest (a little racist) naked doll I know. Just make sure you watch your figure...and none of those other new b*tches will be able to touch you.

Get it?

Huh? Huh? The creatives at Grey Düsseldorf(????) do. I personally think it's a little..."The Haunting" creep but hey, the ghost hands of tortured and then killed toddlers coming from your condom could be a turn on-to someone.

VIA copyranter

Oscars 2010: The Legion of Extraordinary Dancers.

lxd @ Yahoo! Video

For some odd reason, I seem to always end up watching the prime time award shows (stuck in a home with no cable). Since 2010 has begun, I think you can tally up my wasted life hours to about 58- due to trivial award shows alone. But unlike all the others award shows, the Oscars were particularly boring and long. It was like 1am when they wrapped up this past Sunday's shenanigans. However, in the hell hole that is "rich people giving each other awards"....this little dance montage to the music scores of Oscar nominated films was a breath of fresh air. The only part I was a little confused about was the section fthat represented "The Hurt Locker." Now....I have not seen the movie, but was their popp'in and lock'in involved the deadly military feat of defusing of bombs in Iraq????

More Oscar coverage to come....

VIA channelapa

Over. Drake (Wheel Chair Jimmy).

Allegedly a "new song" off of his highly anticipated album. I'm into it. But wouldnt it be a shame is his freshman LP was NOT as good as the stuff he has been dropping on mixtapes for the last 5 years? *evil look in eyes "Muhahahaha..."*

Haha...

...to this signage response.

I'm tall, and I need a side hustle on the weekends.

Preferably one off the books.

VIA WAS

Wise Chart Decisions.

Its usually the little things no know teaches you about design that gives you the biggest migraine. Every know that texts boxes need to be aligned and everyone knows what ragged right means. But choosing the appropriate chart to display info????

VIA swissmiss

Career vs. Survival.

"As a result of the uncertain job market, people are starting to rethink the way they think about life. Life is struggle. And when it kicks you down, you have to kick back—in the teeth if you have to—with equal or opposing force...And that might mean getting a paying job somewhere you don’t want to be. But that shouldn’t be the end of our happiness. Everyone simply needs an outlet—something that they’re actually passionate about. For as long as we follow that, then survival becomes nothing more than a means to a better end."

I found this post this morning. And oh boy does it ring true for my life right now. It's a little old (August), but I still hear the chiming bells? Choosing a carrer that rellies on what you create is never an easy path to follow. I try not to pat myself on the back, but I did it aswell as thousands of other kids. But alas....where I am now, is not the "dream" I had 6 years ago. And why is that? Is it my lack want, or gumption? Is it the fact that I consider myself too old to continue to put my financial well being on the back of debt collectors or non bill paying "dreams"? Since when did making grown up decision start impeeding on life goals? And why is it that it effect some people more than others? Eh, all these really deep questions and "feelings"on a Monday morning....it's just plan rude of me. Give the post a read and report back if you have anything to say.

VIA ruthlessmind

Any given Monday.

Trampoline Dog - watch more funny videos

Trampoline dog. A little smile before the work week takes a jack knife dive into your personal life, leaving ripples of dispair and insomnia.