your boob still smells the same to me.

So this nip slip is a bit different. Yeah sure it's Rod Stewart less famous wife. Yeah sure she did it on purpose. Yeah sure, it was merely the side effect of feeding time. But the succession of photos is hilarious.

Or maybe its just me. And matching pink ensembles on my Mediterranean cruise...a definite in my future (hear that future wife).

gay mayo ads.

well here's a real gay ad for you. 



This ad is all the rave in the UK. And by all the rave, I mean hated.

Kanye will put a cap in yo ass.

Or atleast respond to your criticisms with all CAPS. Cause you know...that emphasises the point. Like your yelling. With alot of feelings. On your blog. 

"I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall... Why???? I understand if people don't like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I've ever had in my life. This is the most offended I've ever been... this is the maddest I ever will be. I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want.... arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of.... BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I'M FLYING! I'M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, "KANYE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE." CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ?????????... "

And it goes on and on and on. He basically blaims it on the venue. And his fans on the site support him in the comments section (a little bit to much if u ask me). We've definitely reached the pentacle of the future here, when you dont even have to issue a statement to the press...you just blog about it. 

wimbledon days: 2 and 3

I dont know about you but all of my favs lived on to see another day. I actually stalk espn.com to keep up to track with this event. I never had to do that in the past...which should speak volumes about my professional life up until now. 

Lets discuss the soap opera that is professional tennis. This should be brief.

Mere mortal or God. He's no Andre Agassi but he seems to never stop. Sir Roger Federer the Swede .

James Blake is still in it. He is about asconsistent as the Chihuahua (Prince Williams) that I had as a kid. I taught him how to sit for a treat...but that muthf*cker would never do it when people were watching. He was either too dumb or too smart. The debate is still up in the air. 

Sharapova. Eh. She's cute. Reason enough to keep her around.

Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey....you are 32 years of age. You've got a bum hip or ankle or something, but you made it through the first round. However, you have been around since i was in elementary school. It may be time for you to look into a rocking chair and some knitting needles. We'll get them shaped like tennis rackets.

Ass holes are talented too. See you tommorow douchbag.

Nadal the little Spaniard get to rock his capros (man capris) atleast one more day. Infact, Im pretty sure capros are making some sort of comeback. And this is good cause I still have mine from 6th grade. It was all the rage when I was a kid.

One day I will have biceps like Serena Williams.

And Venus is still truckin along. I feel like if she brought back the hair beeds circa 1998 she would totally dominate...the world. BTW, I do the best Venus and Serna tennis grunt. Its all about the timing while you strike the ball.

And Djokovic didnt have the easiest of days. After all his boasting about conquering you know who this season, he went and lost to Marat Safin for the past decade has made money off of not being good. Poor Serb. 

Roll the credits. 

Busy day, so theres no posts really...sorry about that.

satisfied Fred, I am unsatisfied.

"I didn't liken an African American to a monkey, I likened him to a cartoon character."

I'll be honest...I didnt even watch the whole thing. 

VIA:  http://blacktokyo.com/

sponsoring underaged sex.

JC Penny is sponsoring underaged sex. Watch out parents. You better start sending those horn balls to the Gap. Lord knows they are boring enough this season to completely turn off the opposite sex.

18 secs....slow ass mofo....

intrusive ads.

ok, so technically its pretty genius. The placment. The message. It all combines to form a thought prevoking message. But, talk about forcing the consumer into a awkward situation. I personally would feel tricked and bamboozled. 

As an ad guy...I appreciate it. As a shopper...I would feel anger for making me feel bad for my twizzler purchase.

Agency: 

TBWA\Hunt\Lascaris, Johannesburg

"kobe, tell me how my ass tastes"

oh man....Shaq stepped up his hater game last night with a genius....genius free style. Actual talent aside...this is hilarious.

the battle of good & well.

this and this alone is the only grammer mistake that makes me cringe. The use of "well" and "good". In my opinion it is as epic as the struggle between good an evil. And trust me, I know its impolite to correct someone's grammar ; I'm no grammar nazi (i mean look at this blog for example...I break grammer and spelling rules like its my job), but when people mistake these particular words...I'll correct you. Even if we are at the pearly gates and God,thee God, askes the man infront of me how he is doing I will correct him if needed...."he is actually doing well."

VERBS do well.

NOUNS do good.

damn it. 

Wimbledon 2008.

Can 2007 champions Venus Williams and Roger Federer defend their titles at Wimbledon? Prostituded Thoughts will begin its coverage as of now.....

good bye monkey.

it was time for a change....

the monkey has got to go. you know ur feelin the new layout. its flashy. and i made the banner...cause im an AD.

1.

over a millie.

So...Lil Wayne's album sales were through the roof. Over a million copies in the first week. I must admit, the first 2 songs are kinda hot and on my ipod. And thats impressive. All I have to say is...there must be alot of people in the south. Like say over a million.....

I dont want to discredit the man. But every time I try to come up with something positive about the South....I meet obstruction. Hard, cold and bold obstruction. Just as I was saying...."good for that young black man, Jay cant even move that weight these days" I find a video like this....

Seriously....Im thinking genocide here. It's just all so wrong and backwards. What the f*ck is Lil Wayne talking about. There isnt even a hint of a decently put together sentence. Its just scary man....

step 1. step 2. step 3.

In a recent speech,  Presidential candidate Obama made a statment that is literally stirring up the American media and the republican race who claims race has nothing to do with anything.

"They're going to try to make you afraid of me. He's young and inexperienced and he's got a funny name. And did I mention he's black?"

Gasp, oh no...race, an issue in America. Never. I mean never  could you buy a pin at the Republican Convention as ignorant and racist as whats bellow. You could never call someones wife their baby's mamma on national tv. You could n

ever try to sell a minstrel doll to the public. Never could you sway the American public to thinking along the lines of race. Those are all preposterous notions.

OH wait.....

 UPDATE: Lets add the Obama monkey sock doll to the list shall we.

time for a video.

Ive done alot of typing. So I feel its time for a video to break the monotony. Ive featured this already. but I do think it is brilliant enough to show again. From the movie Across the Universe, thier rendition of the Beatles classic "Strawberry Fields Forever". Its beautiful. Timeless. Artistic. And classic. Enjoy.....

And here is another good scene...I Want You and Heavy also obviously by the Beatles.

the eye of the beholder.

My addiction for today is focused on graphic artist Shepard Fairey . His art is his medium. His medium is his message. And his message is his art. (I came up with this line all by my self ::pat on back::

Some of his old stuff.....

Heavy and yet beautiful. This guy is also responsible for the widely and perhaps over exposed Obama support poster that is out today. Doesn't that make you like him just a tad more?

Check his website. Oh to make a living off of talent....my dream job.

http://obeygiant.com/