Design Humor.

Shannon had a problem....

She asked David to help her.

See how it all played out.

One thing Milk doesn't do.

Conjure Green lantern rings from across the universe for you (the milk drinker) to turn into a super hero. Nope. Doesn't make sense does it? ::side eye::

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Dom Mazzetti Vs. Memorial Day Weekend

This, is why we watched Jersey Shore in the first place. No one cares about their personal lives...just be utterly ridiculous and useless please.

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High Fashion Inspiration.

Photographer Joel Rhodin

Advertising that makes you say "Whoa!"

I mean....

Agency: Ogilvy, Dublin

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Whiskey.

Man up. Drink whiskey.

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SNL Digital Short. The Golden Rule.

Loved when they were "knocking boots". Genius.

I tell you what's not ok....

...seeing thier legs. It ruins the whole experience, if you ask me.

I could've lived without knowing that Miss Piggy has Kankles.

The Link Down.

1. Rapture fail.

2. United seems to have forgotten that Ground Zero and planes....do not go hand in hand.

3. It must be nice to be so famous and rich, that it doesn't even matter how crappy your song is. But still....crazy perfomance all-in-all.

4. If Theo Hucktable just waited 20 years...

5. Holy 500-foot-tall Christ.

6. Joan Holloway puts an end to the rumors.

7. Conan has a movie coming out. Inwhich he asks us all to feel sorry for him after the fact. Eh, I'll netflix it.

8. This isn't awkward.

9. "Where are all the black people?" And before you get too snarkly...they mean, in advertising.

R.I.P. Macho Ranch Savage.

God has no idea...he is gonna have to tap out when you are done with him.

Diesel Island.

If you must keep the stupid theme going....I guess you really have to commit. They are funny.

Agency: Santo, London, UK

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That was Awkward.

It was almost like....they lied to us.

rapture is coming-Get your last humpings in!

hi all, in addition to shaun's lovely music video playlist below, I came up with one of my own.

ENJOY. i hear this thing is all happening at 6pm EST? WTF? OMG? or should i say OMJ- oh my jesus (did i really have to write that out?) WWJT? what was jesus thinking.

SO get your last humpings in.

Why i picked these songs

1-3. Rapture in the title. (3 is a personal fave)

4. we were out of time then and i guess we are now.

5. says it all

6-10. Alive in title (+ 6 is off THE END album)

11. Noone Ever Really Dies (sidenote-i didnt know noone was one word) hahahha

Raptored.

The End of the World.

You guys may not have heard (unless you live in NY where the crazies remind you every day). But the world is gonna end tomorrow. Which is kinda inconvenient because I am gonna be out of town. But enough about me. It's so selfish. I put some thought into somethings that could help us through this rough time. Three thoughts...to be exact.

1. First some music, to get us in the mood:

In the End. Linkin Park.

I Will Survive- Gloria Gaynor. In this case...you'll hope you don't survive.

R.E.M. It's the End of the World as we know it.

Till the World Ends. Britney Spears. If we all have to go underground....lets hope it's more exciting than this video.

The Doors. The End, No comment....

Busta Rhymes. Gimme Some More. But...we also want to keep it positive. Also, this song was on an album called...Extintion Level Event. Coincidence? No.

2. Zombie Preparadness 101:

They say...the dead will come back to life. That means (drum roll please), Zombies. You know I love me some Zombies. But everyone...may not know how to handle them

as well as I do.

Everything you need to know...(if you didnt read the Zombie Survival book---me).

3. The Apocalypse could simply be refering to....

And if it is....This would be the simple solution.

5. But on the flip side....maybe the end of the world wouldn't be s

o bad.

6. And if all else fails.

Here's a tumblr site that racks the Victoria Secret Angels. You have several hours to get your fill.

Ok, that's all I got for now. You should at-least be feeling....a little bit better. If not....get to praying. See you later (maybe).

Durex makes business cards.

And they are gross like this.

Imagine if it spilled all over the rest of your cards?

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John Stewart vs. Bill O'Reilly.

Awesome. And about what???? Common performing at the White House. My opinion,,,there are more worthy things to talk about. But Stewart won this round....if you ask me. How many time can one person listen to Maya Angelo in a row?

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Simply Cool.

Damn it. Another original and simple idea....gone. By José Ernesto Rodriguez.

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Which is worse?

The fact that Steven Spielberg has to make movies based on a comic series my mom knows more about.....Tintin? Really?

Or the facts that Tintin, though a fictional character, in the real world looks exactly like Tilda Swinton. Tintin...Tilda Swinton....Tintin....Tilda Swinton...coincidence? I don't think so.

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Just Gorgeous and Simple.

Love these. So simple.

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The Social Venn Diagram.

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New Music: Frank Ocean.

Nature Feels by Frank Ocean

Be on the look out for this kid. This track is dope.

Copywriters....the Inforgraphic.

Oh....those copy writers. See the rest here.....

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I'm late on this but....

Hillarious.

Google Chrome: It Gets Better!

So there have been alot of new google chrome spots lately. This one is my favorite.

"...so they can picture futures for themselves that are worth sticking around for."

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Back of a Webpage.

I don't know about you...but I always wondered. See more here.

So J. Crew is really forward thinking huh....

So being the only person in my circle of friends that's in advertising...I'm always getting forwards of ads that people like. Little do they know, I'm not doing anything merely as cool, but I've seen most of what they show me. Until a few weeks ago, when a buddy of mine forwarded j crews website to me. And low amd behold on the landing page was an image of a little boy having his toenails painted by his mom, in bright pink.

Well guess what? They didn't stop there. Now the website spotlights one of the companys designers and (drun roll please) his boyfriend. Gasp. While the toenail controvesy spured lovely commentary such as "blatant propaganda celebrating transgendered children." The gates are still wide up in terms of the back lash that this gay imagery will stir up.

My opinion. About the little boy with pink toenails...I'm up in the air about that. Why would you paint a little boys toenails, at all? That's just silly. As an ex-camp counselor, I can tell you that certain little boys show gay tendencies super early in life. I've seen 5 year olds who pretended to be princesses and quoted the little mermaid for 3 months straight. My advice to thier parents was to get back to the baby making if they wanted a football loving, woman inpregtating manly, man. There are also kids who just like to try sh*t. And all of that is fine. But why add to the confusion of identity, so early in life? Now, with that said....gay men in fashion? That's a no brainer. Have you ever seen project run way? The straight guys never win.

But in the end....who cares? Fashion ads have been doing this for years. They are all about homoerotic imagery. Pushing the barriers. Take a walk through Chealsea, there are so many naked dudes plastered all over billboards, you would think you were in a porno (or Britney Spear's "I'm a Slave for You" video). So why is J. Crew getting hung out to dry? It's not because they are a preppy brand. Tammy Hilfiger is way more preppy and look what he did. If anything...J. Crew should be getting praises. For opening up thier market share. American fashion is a dying breed. Only rich people who own private jets and play polo at thier Hampton summer home wear American Clothing. I mean how man ways can you rock a cable knit sweater? Being gay is totally in right now. Go gay....get that pay*. i aint made at you J. Crew.

*J. Crew It might also help if you took your prices down also. :::side eye:::

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So, I'm back.

It's been a grueling 2 weeks...and all I could think about was how I was going to reintroduce myself back to the daily post grind. It had to be smooth. Like I never left. Like I didn't miss the death of Bin Laden. Or the marriage of a Prince that has nothing to do with anything. Or how the the President of the US finally proved that he was an American Citizen (cause he has been fooling everyone fore years).

And here it is.

It's like I never left right?

I'm back. And already scrolling the interenets. See you soon.

Just Want to Say Hi!

Work has got the chains on. I'll be back soon...I promise.

(ps I'm so upset I havnt gotten to post about recent events...)

Transformers 3.

Watch the trailer here.

But now for the real question of the decade....is the new Megan Foxx hotter than the old Megan Foxx? (ominous music)

i love our president

"... WHERE ARE BIGGIE AND TUPAC.." - Obama on unanswered questions that Trump will get to the bottom of. LOL

OBAMA 2012!