America's Next Top Alliterate Model...Stampede.

The journalistic integrity of this article is staggering.

Pandemonium erupted outside an "America's Next Top Model" casting call in midtown yesterday when an overheating car triggered a stampede of catwalk-craving cuties.Screaming as they ran for their lives, hundreds of hotties in heels toppled over barricades along W. 55th St. after several people in the crowd started yelling, "There's a bomb!"By the time the model madness ended..."

On a side note: I was suppose to be in the middle of that stampede with my girlfriend (for her auditions). I would formally like to thank Delirium and Jameson for hindering my morning activity (aka not getting trampled on). True story.


Kiss my black ads said...

your girlfriend's a model? No amount of threats could have stopped me from being in the middle of that.

Cas Ruffin said...

That is bananas! All the girls let their inner crazy come out.