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1. Redesign fail. Moms have some serious marketing pull when it comes to fruit juices.2. Obama beats Jesus in popularity. That's some powerful change.3. Dear Caucasians, Stop smiling at me! Sincerely, Average Black Person.5. Today is the day, the sandwich was born.6. Grey Goose has something to say about being Black during Black History Month. I think Russel Simmons has a speech impediment.7. I bequeathed you...come now a rest in faith. Literally.