"He had it all; looks, fame, money, an Airship but it all turned sour when Teddy Ruxpin turned to meth. Now he's a ghost of his former self and he's turning tricks; blowing strange bears in broad daylight just to keep up his habit. This is The E True Hollywood Story: Teddy Ruxpin." 

- Kevette, 

a dlisted reader in a caption contest for this picture of a rare baby Lemur

The Lemur is super cute...but kinda gross at the same time. But the caption is what dreams are made of.

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