12.11.2008

The Uncanny Halls Cough Drops.




I guess I missed the memo. One Halls cough drop gives you Telekinesis. Personally, if I had a super power...telekinesis would be it. Just like Jean Grey (cue suppressed child geek) from X-Men. There is no sign of a cough/upcoming cough...infact, there is no reason for a cough drop at all. We are left with a line:  A Deep Breath of Fresh Air.

What the f*ck are you trying to say here Halls? I assume that upon consumption, if I am not able to flatten someone with my mind (waves of freshness), I can sue someone for false advertising....

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