just a few (10) things.

1. Multi-taskers raise your hot damn hands. Try this: while sitting on a chair, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Then, while doing that, draw the number 6 with your right hand. You can’t help it: your foot will change direction. Similarly: move your right leg in anti-clockwise circles and simultaneously draw the number 8 with your right hand. Another tricky thing to do: simultaneously rotate the index fingers of both hands clockwise. Do it slowly at first, but then pick up speed. Try to go faster and faster, and pretty soon your two fingers will be going in opposite directions!
I suggest trying all of these at work. If you are like me...with no shame level and a progressively growing lack of "caring", these little tricks could make you the new cool kid at your respective jobs. Or atleast waste 5 minutes of the 8 hour day.

2. Magical Christians....unite. Mr and Mrs Bubbles are here to tell you all about the Fellowship of Christian Magicians.

What should you expect? :
Fulfilling God’s mission through your Gospel Magic;
Following God’s command through your Chalk Drawings;
Rejoicing in God’s favor through your Ventriloquism & Storytelling;
Marveling at God’s Grace when children respond to His call through you Clowning;
Revealing God’s glory through your Puppetry;
Expressing God's beauty through the art of Face Painting;
Declaring God’s word through Drama & Juggling;
Delighting in God’s way through your Balloon Artistry; . . . Pledging our ministry to God.

3. Here is a general rule of thumb. Black face, is STILL not ok...Robert Downey Jr. Though you do make one hell of an authentic black guy. Still...very, very wrong. If you weren't in that awesome looking Iron Man movie, I would be peeved.

4. Real Life Flipper. In other breaking news...hamster makes one hell of a pancake. Nawww...Im just joking. Albinos don't make pancakes.

5. Ummmmm, the Sun reported the presence of a terrorizing gnome in a small town in South America. I know, I know....you are thinking, its a midget. But watch the video. If that doesn't creep you out, you would be a nice addition to the Marines. it's like that one scene in that M Knight Shamamamamamalamamnon movie about aliens with Mel Gibson. You know, when the Alien goes to the birthday party uninvited. All he wants is some ice cream cake.

6. Want a crazy hippie Monster Bag made from yarn and named Gertrude? Well there you go. I'm pretty sure my pal Maya would really go bananas over this. Not that she is a crazy hippie. But she may be a Hip Crazy. Maya, as an avid reader...this one is for you. See...I'm good to my readers.

7. Ok, so i like cartoons. Which means....you gotta hear about it. But seriously, deviant art just became my new favorite obsession. It makes me want to draw again. Like really, really badly. This guy is soo good. Sorry for getting all cartoony on you.

8. This is what happens when you let copy writer get too cerebral with your shit. Vasectomy ads made for March maddness fans.

Radio Spot:

"When March Madness approaches you need an excuse ... to stay at home in front of the big screen. Get your vasectomy at Oregon Urology Institute the day before the tournament starts. It's snip city."

Insert Balls joke here ___________________. _______________.

9. Are you an artist or a trades person? What about prom night or special evening out? What about Animation?

What about it? Where can I find someone to do it? This video doesn't tell me. I just want to know where that hot blond chick got her dress from. What about that?

10. I found genius creative.

Giant interactive colon!

Yes please.