green karma ads.

see it nice and big here.

Really good art direction from China (talkin about karma, no less). Go green or go to hell. I wish there was more than one. 

Agency:  McCann Erickson Guangming Ltd, Shanghai

Kanye is tied with Crocs.

I missed the deadline today at 5pm. I'm also more of a Daily Show fan...but still...help him out. Some one has to take Kanye down at the knees.


Recent Kanye Quotes (because if I dedicated an entire post to everything ridic that Kanye says, I'd have to rename this blog):

-"Who is Stephen Colbert?" (in response to the challenge).

-“Nobody really wants to recognize that Beyonce is a f*cking living legend in that she is just as great, if not greater, than the artists that we had in the past…that she’s probably greater than Tina Turner.” Bosisp

-“When I said the statement, ‘I want to be Elvis,’ I really should have thought that out more because that statement was actually really incorrect...actually, the true statement was ‘I want to be better than Elvis.’ “ - Bossip

-“What I want is for people to realize at this point is, I don’t give a f*uck. That’s why I made this album. I’m using auto-tune because I don’t give a f*ck. I like the way it sounds.”

Arrogance will get you caught up. And so will running your mouth. Karma is a bitch.

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UPDATE: Colbert won. He is at the top of the itunes chart. 

Brooklyn We Go Hard. Jay Z.

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Is it my bday? What could be better than Jay Z and Typography in one video? Well...Jay Z, typography and a Bass/glass of Jamo...but anyway. Jay is still going hard. The beat is real Brooklyn ( I would know, I 1/4 grew up there...aka not from Brooklyn at all). It launched today (World AIDS Day)***this is called a Pros Though exclusive*** . The Graffiti Research Lab did the video for him, admitting the following, " I’ve been turning down client requests to use Typographic Illustration for 5 years in hopes that one day the phone would ring and it would be Hova."

I personally have been hoping for the same call, but I need him to donate money to the Shaun Fund.

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subtle liquor ads.

I love how subtle these are. Those adsodtheworld commenter's (or as I tend to call them- troll creatives) are all up in arms because the print ads are "too tame." I think they are doing exactly what they were intended to. Those Brits....I tell you....so slyly clever sometimes. Kudos.

Advertising Agency: JWT London

"It's not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time..."

 -Zoo Keeper on egg stealing Gay Chinese Penguin Couple

I'm telling you people...we are setting a bad example across the globe (or China really wants to be like us- save the "freedom" part). 

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UPDATE: Prop 8 musical...

LOST 2009...sneak peak.

I. CAN. NOT. WAIT.

*hat tip to Kelly (the guy)...how will I watch LOST without you? (no homo).

Diesel is getting weird.

Remember when Diesel made that funny porno spot a few months ago? I gave them props. I wasn't too sure what the purpose of it was...that was half the fun. Unfortunately, Diesel has continued making strange spots. They aren't funny. They have no information. They are called "viral." What do you think?

The Meat Puppet

Hair Bath


Dance Party (dancing style: tiger, lioness, labador retriever and Racoon.)

Sh*t is getting real weird, real quick.

Agency: Farfar, Stockholm

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D.A.R.E. gone wrong.

I might send this to Plaxico's attorney. It could literally happen to anyone people...anyone! 

"I am the only one in this room, that I know of, professional enough to carry this glock(sp?) 40." 

Email to my CW:
-"That guy is all man."
-"Minus the smart part."
-"Intelligence doesn't make a man...a gun does."

-"And a beard. That's what he was missing." 
 

At first I thought he did it on purpose (syyyck!!!!), he is a f*ckin dumbass cop. So many dummies...not enough good ones. A loaded gun in a school...come on dude??? 

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Spaghetti Cat. I Weep for you.

I have an unnatural love for Spaghetti Cat. I know...it's weird and you probably dont care. But Spaghetti cat is a real live cat that eats spaghetti at a table in a bib and on a high chair. And he/she is also known for other smaller indepentent ventures. Well...he is back and he has a video of homage. I love the song and have been playing the video on repeat for atleast 30 minutes now...

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That is all. Just a little light in a time of Recession (ummm, for the past year).

creepy photos.

I'm not sure why I'm posting these. They creep me out. Maybe I just wanted to share the creep. Photographer/Artist Gottfried Helnwein.

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My Mom will purchase this.

And she will think she is the coolest kid on the block. She'll put it in a time capsule and tell me to save it for my children. And I...will immediately pawn it for everything it is worth. Promise.

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“Forty-five million of [America's] young have been destroyed in the womb since Roe v. Wade, as Asian, African, and Latin American children come to inherit the estate the lost generation of American children never got to see."

-Pat Buchanan

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When funny isn't funny.

And this isnt funny.


Four minutes and 45 seconds of complete awkwardness for the sake of selling jewlery. I want to know how women feel about this spot (mini movie). Do you find it hysterical?

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Good Geek Rap.

I cant sleep. Ive watched an entire stand up routine by ricky gervais and am now watching a "scary movie" on showtime at 4pm. Hence the finding of the above video."Stack the Memory" by the Sniper Twins is a geeky rap song about computers. Its funny and worth five minutes of your life, especially at 4am in the morning.

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