I Want this

UMMM. i NEED this!!!
there have been plenty a party that i have attended and i desperately wanted to get my tables and starting spinning a better mix than the hosts.




this is my savior. i will save lives and parties with this gadget. i cant wait.

Good Geek Rap.

I cant sleep. Ive watched an entire stand up routine by ricky gervais and am now watching a "scary movie" on showtime at 4pm. Hence the finding of the above video."Stack the Memory" by the Sniper Twins is a geeky rap song about computers. Its funny and worth five minutes of your life, especially at 4am in the morning.

VIA yesbutnobutyes

denim geek.

to assure that Nerds everywhere are always wearing pants designer Erik De Nijs has made these lovely pair of trouser call "the Beauty and the Geek” jeans.

What would a ridiculous contraption be, without some ridiculous quotes to go with it?

"These 'modern shaped trousers which are often worn by youngsters..' are the perfect solution for Googling quick exits while running from the fashion police."

"Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers, around the back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your "mouse", and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper."

Avoiding the joystick penis joke completely (because I'm "mature")...I don't think I have ever seen an item that allows a stranger to point out nerdiness so vividly and completely. Pocket protectors....fanny packs....glasses (NEEEERRRDDD alert) all, are subpar. Let me see someone on the street with these. They'll probably be busy hacking into the pentagon useing code or playing Dungeons and dragons or something.
I'll be forced to give them a wedgie.