and a while back i wrote this and now i want to share this with you.
During the opening number I thought of this.
King Triton is an amazing father as well as being a Merslut.
Like I am totally sure that he does not have a wife. just plenty of baby's mommas under the sea.
He has 7 daughters and few probably on the way. also what we know of, he has zero sons.
Now this makes me think... why does this man only have daughters?
is he not cool with giving his empire to another man of his own flesh and fins?
OK but my whole thing is that i guess that's the difference between the land and sea. under the sea the men take care of their off spring and up here women take care of the young ones.
one more thing... what does Triton offer his merbabies mamas?
does he just take them off the current (aka the streets of the sea)
and takes care of them as long as she gives him a daughter?
or does he give him to Ursula once hes done with him?
another thought. hahahha!
i think the abortion rate under the sea maybe rising and i bet there is something in the seaweed that helps Triton get his dorsal fin up at his old age.
okayyyyyy!
please share your thoughts on this controversial subject.
thats all.
2 comments:
a social paradigm indeed.
would the world be a better place for single parents if King Triton held a seminar?
the problem i always had with the situation is why Ariel got all the attention. Lets talk about the amount of Abandon Child syndrom and other childhood disorders that come with having fins....
BTW:
"okayyyyyy" <---very Wendy Williams of you
Never noticed how the other sisters were monochrome. Hm.
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