How To: GET OUT OF JURY DUTY (or get arrested).

Meet Erik Slye. He is today's person of the day. He is from Montana (???). He was summoned to serve jury duty. And he was having none of it. So he wrote the judicial government back basically telling them to cut it the f*ck out.

Apparently you morons didn't understand me the first time. I CANNOT take time off from work. I'm not putting my family's well being at stake to participate in this crap. I don't believe in our "justice" system and I don't want to have a goddam thing to do with it. Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dogs balls than sit on a jury. Get it through your thick skulls. Leave me the F--k alone.

This dude has some serious balls. He did almost get locked up. And here I thought I was the man some years ago, when I was in college and got called upon to serve my country in Massachusetts. I completely ignored them. I considered myself a New Yorker and after some quick math, decided that I did not qualify to be subject to someone elses crime. Ok, I admit it....I was scared as hell that I was going to get escorted by the secret service into a helicopter and shipped off to Askarban (wait...imagination mix up). But anyway, in the end...he was excused from serving. That's a win in my book. 

I kinda want to shake his hand. But I will never find myself in Montana...so that wont ever happen. Kudos from afar.

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